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| npc_name | score | stack_rank | line_count | sample_line_1 | sample_line_2 | sample_line_3 | sample_line_4 | sample_line_5 | |
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| Trufitus | 100 | 98 | 228 | This is truly incredible bwana... So these are the remains of the dread Queen Rashiliyia? | This is amazing Bwana, the level of detail is incredible. Where did you find it? | This is very impressive Bwana, I'm quite surprised at your ingenuity. This should be a good protection against Rashiliyia if you ever find her Tomb. | Hmm, these notes are quite extraordinary Bwana. They give location details of Rashiliyia's tomb, and some information on how to use the crystal. | The information is quite specific, North of Ah Za Rhoon! That's a great place to start looking! | |
| King Bolren | 100 | 95 | 95 | Congratulations, human! | Well hello stranger. | My name's Bolren, I'm the king of the tree gnomes. | I'm surprised you made it in, | maybe I made the maze too easy. | |
| Gujuo | 100 | 94 | 118 | Aha Bwana, well done, you have made the golden bowl. Would you like me to show you how to bless it. | Very well, let me know when you want to try. | Sorry, but I don't need that Bwana. | Greetings Bwana. Ah I see you have the golden bowl! Would you like me to show you how to bless it? | Greetings Bwana... Why do you make such strange sounds and disturb the peace of the jungle? | |
| Nature Spirit | 100 | 93 | 77 | Cannot wake up... Where am I? | What did I write down now? Put it in the knot hole. | Ahhrs Oooohh arhhhhAHhhh. | Oh, I understand you! At last, someone who doesn't just mumble. I understand what you're saying! | Well, hello there again, I was just enjoying the grotto. Many thanks for your help, I couldn't have become a Spirit of nature without you. | |
| Filliman Tarlock | 100 | 93 | 77 | Cannot wake up... Where am I? | What did I write down now? Put it in the knot hole. | Ahhrs Oooohh arhhhhAHhhh. | Oh, I understand you! At last, someone who doesn't just mumble. I understand what you're saying! | Well, hello there again, I was just enjoying the grotto. Many thanks for your help, I couldn't have become a Spirit of nature without you. | |
| Radimus Erkle | 100 | 90 | 69 | Welcome to the Legends Guild Main Hall. We've placed your Totem Pole as pride of place. All members of the Legends Guild will see it as they walk in. They will know that it was you who brought it back. | Congratulations, you're now a fully fledged member. I would like to offer you some training which will increase your experience and abilities in four areas. Would you like to train now? | Hello again... Would you like to continue with your training? | Hello again! Do go through to the main Legends Guild Hall I'll meet you in there and we can discuss your reward! | Hello there, how is the quest going? | |
| Dwarf Commander | 100 | 88 | 88 | Hello traveller, I'm pleased to see you. | We were hoping to find an extra pair of hands. | That's if you don't mind helping? | As part of the Dwarven Black Guard, | it is our duty to protect these mines, | |
| Commander Montai | 100 | 86 | 45 | I can't talk now. | Can't you see we're trying to win a battle here? | If we can't hold back Khazard's men | we're all doomed. | Hello traveller, are you here to help or just to watch? | |
| Al Shabim. | 100 | 85 | 47 | Hello Effendi! | Many thanks with your help previously Effendi! | Wonderful, I see you have made the new weapon! | How are things going Effendi? | I am Al Shabim, greetings on behalf of the Bedabin nomads. | |
| Watchtower wizard | 100 | 84 | 194 | Greetings, friend. | I trust all is well with you? | Yanille is safe at last! | Hello again adventurer. | Thanks again for your help in keeping us safe. | |
| Brother Kojo | 100 | 82 | 43 | Hello, traveller, how can I help? | I don't know if I can help you there. | Ah, that I can help you with. I've been tinkering with this new idea of a watch and made a few. The problem is the villagers don't see the point as they have the Clock Tower! | You can have this one! It's the display model. | No problem, I have loads of them! | |
| Brother Omad | 100 | 81 | 31 | *yawn*...oh, hello...*yawn* I'm sorry! I'm just so tired! I haven't slept in a week! | It's brother Androe's son! With his constant: Waaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaah! Androe said it's natural, but it's so annoying! | He was fine, up until last week! Thieves broke in! They stole his favourite sleeping blanket! | Now he won't rest until it's returned... ...and that means neither can I! | Please do. We won't be able to help you as we are peaceful men but we would be grateful for your help! | |
| Galahad | 100 | 80 | 30 | Would you like a cup of tea? I'll just put the kettle on. | I'm impressed! That's something I was never able to do. Half a moment; your cup of tea is ready. | How goes thy quest? | A black knight titan hmm? | Haven't seen one of them about in a while... | |
| Observatory professor | 100 | 78 | 97 | How are you getting on finding me some glass? | I really need it. Please hurry. | Excellent! Now all I need is to make the lens... | Oh no, I can't use this glass! | Until I find the lens mould used to cast it. | |
| Observatory professor | 100 | 78 | 97 | How are you getting on finding me some glass? | I really need it. Please hurry. | Excellent! Now all I need is to make the lens... | Oh no, I can't use this glass! | Until I find the lens mould used to cast it. | |
| Mosol Rei | 100 | 76 | 35 | Sorry Bwana, I cannot help you at this time. Go and talk to Trufitus at Tai Bwo Wannai, I believe he needs some help. | Greetings Bwana! We've removed the threat of Rashiliyia and though there are still some random outbreaks of undead activity we are more than able to deal with it. | You're welcome to enter the village now Bwana, | shall I show you the way? | Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! I'll keep them back as long as I can... | |
| Almera | 100 | 75 | 27 | Ah, hello there. | Nice to see an outsider for a change. | Are you busy? I have a problem. | Oh okay, never mind. | It's my son Hudon, he's always getting into trouble. | |
| Achietties | 100 | 74 | 30 | Greetings. Welcome to the Heroes' Guild. | How goes thy quest adventurer? | I see that you have. Well done; Now, to complete the | quest, and gain entry to the Hero's Guild in your final | task all that you have to do is... | |
| Remsai | 100 | 73 | 23 | Well done, well done. | Not many find their way in here. | I'm Remsai, a tree gnome. | We live in this maze for our protection. | Have a look around and enjoy. | |
| Caroline | 100 | 72 | 29 | Is there any chance you could help me? | It's my husband, he works on a fishing platform. | Once a month he takes our son, Kennith, out with him. | They usually write to me regularly, but I've heard nothing all week. It's very strange. | Maybe, but no-one's heard from the other fishermen on the platform. Their families are becoming quite concerned. | |
| Squire | 100 | 70 | 60 | Hello friend! Many thanks for all of your help! Vyvin never even realised it was a different sword, and I still have my job! | So how are you doing getting a sword? | OK, here you go. | Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin. | Well, Sir Vyvin is a good guy to work for, however, I'm in a spot of trouble today. I've gone and lost Sir Vyvin's sword! | |
| Thurgo | 100 | 68 | 57 | Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin. | Well, Sir Vyvin is a good guy to work for, however, I'm in a spot of trouble today. I've gone and lost Sir Vyvin's sword! | Well now, if I knew THAT it wouldn't be lost, now would it? | No, sorry, I'm loyal to Sir Vyvin. | He doesn't know yet. I was hoping I could think of something to do before he does find out, But I find myself at a loss. | |
| Blurberry | 100 | 66 | 73 | Well hello traveller. | I'm quite busy as usual, any chance you could help? | Nice cocktail, but I don't need any right now... | Ah, you've come to the best stop on your list! | I'll give you my famous Fire Toad Blast! | |
| Aluft Gianne | 100 | 65 | 70 | Well hello there <displayname()>. | Have you come to help me out? | Well hello there. Are you hungry? If so you've come to | the right place. Eat green, eat gnome cuisine. My | waiter will be glad to take your order. | |
| Dimintheis | 100 | 64 | 28 | Hello. My name is Dimintheis, of the noble family Fitzharmon. | The King has taken my estate from me until such time as I can show my family crest to him. | Well, my three sons took it with them many years ago. Sadly, I do not know where they are now. | The only thing I have heard of my son Caleb is that he is trying to earn his fortune as a great chef in the lands beyond White Wolf Mountain. | Have you any news on my crest yet? | |
| Oziach | 100 | 62 | 41 | Aye, 'tis a fair day my friend. | So how is thy quest going? | I ain't got nothing to sell ye, adventurer. | I'm not sellin' ye anything till you've slayed that dragon! | I'm surprised if you're anyone's friend with those kind of manners. | |
| Elkoy | 100 | 60 | 35 | Hello, welcome to our maze. | I'm Elkoy the tree gnome. | There's not many of us left. | Once you could find tree gnomes | anywhere in the world, now we hide | |
| Elkoy | 100 | 60 | 35 | Hello, welcome to our maze. | I'm Elkoy the tree gnome. | There's not many of us left. | Once you could find tree gnomes | anywhere in the world, now we hide | |
| Examiner | 100 | 58 | 62 | Ah hello there! I am the resident lecturer on antiquities and artefacts. I also set the Earth Sciences exams. | That is right dear, the world of RuneScape holds many wonders beneath its surface. Students come to me to take exams so that they may join in on the archeological dig going on just north of here. | That's right! We have to make sure that students know enough to be able to dig safely and not damage the artefacts. | You can if you get this letter stamped by the Curator of Varrock's museum. | Because he is a very knowledgable man and employs our archeological expert. I'm sure he knows a lot about your exploits and can judge whenever you'd make a good archeologist or not. | |
| High Priest | 100 | 56 | 31 | Many greetings. Welcome to our fair island. | The object of which you speak did once pass through holy Entrana. I know not where it is now however. | Nor do I really care. | Wait! | Well adventurer, I have heard that they exist on this | |
| Legends Guard | 100 | 54 | 25 | ! ! ! Attention ! ! ! | Legends Guild Member Approaching! | Welcome <text_gender("Sir","Madam")>! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends' Guild. | Yes <text_gender("sir","ma'am")>, how can I help you? | This is the Legends Guild, <text_gender("sir","ma'am")>! | |
| Legends Guard | 100 | 54 | 25 | ! ! ! Attention ! ! ! | Legends Guild Member Approaching! | Welcome <text_gender("Sir","Madam")>! I hope you enjoy your time in the Legends' Guild. | Yes <text_gender("sir","ma'am")>, how can I help you? | This is the Legends Guild, <text_gender("sir","ma'am")>! | |
| Observatory assistant | 100 | 52 | 29 | Thanks again. | Well, hello again. | Thanks for helping out the professor. | You've made my life much easier! | Have a drink on me! | |
| Dunstan | 100 | 50 | 32 | He is safe and sound, thanks to you my friend! | I have very little to offer you in way of thanks, but perhaps you will accept this family heirloom. It was found by my great-great-grandfather, but we still don't have any idea what it does. | Have you managed to rescue Godric yet? | Please hurry! Who knows what they will do to him? Is there anything I can do in the meantime? | Hi! How can I help? | |
| Omart | 100 | 48 | 17 | Hello adventurer. | I'm afraid it's too risky to use the ladder again, | but I believe that Edmond's working on another tunnel. | Hello traveller. The guards are still distracted if you wish to cross the wall. | Well done, the guards are having real trouble with those birds. You must go now traveller, it's your only chance. | |
| Bolkoy | 100 | 46 | 20 | Amazing, you recovered the orb. | Well I am impressed. | Would you like to buy something? | I'm Bolkoy the village shopkeeper. | Oh, hello there. | |
| Sanfew | 100 | 44 | 15 | What can I do for you young 'un? | Well, what I'm struggling with right now is the meats needed for the potion to honour Guthix. I need the raw meat of four different animals for it, but not just any old meats will do. | Each meat has to be dipped individually into the Cauldron of Thunder for it to work correctly. | It is located somewhere in the mysterious underground halls which are located somewhere in the woods just South of here. They are too dangerous for me to go myself however. | Well thank you very much! | |
| Competition Judge | 100 | 42 | 13 | Hello again, do you need reminding of the rules? | Ok, but it'll cost you 100 coins. | The rules are very simple: | You're given 10 shots at the targets, for each hit you will receive points. At the end you'll be awarded 1 ticket for every 10 points. | The tickets can be exchanged for goods from our stores. Good luck! | |
| Lundail | 98 | 5 | Hello <text_gender("Sir","Miss")>. | How can I help you, brave adventurer? | I sell runes. I've got some good stuff, some really powerful little rocks. Take a look. | That, my friend, is the mage battle arena. Top mages come from all over RuneScape to compete in the arena. | Few return, most get fried, hence the smell. | ||
| Armour salesman | 96 | 20 | And to you. Can I help you? | I am a supplier of leather armours and accessories. Ask and I will tell you what I know. | Indeed, cast your eyes on my wares, adventurer. | Very good, adventurer. | I have normal, studded and hard types. | ||
| Guard | 96 | 16 | Hello there. I haven't seen you around here before. If you've come to admire the Carnillean family home I must warn you not to cause any trouble. | Due to recent criminal activities against such prominent Ardougnians, I have been sent here on special guard duty to ensure the Carnilleans' security. | Anyone caught interfering with the person or possessions of any Carnilleans will be taken to jail so quickly that their feet won't even touch the floor! | Glad to hear it. Let's keep it that way, hmmm? | Hello. The sarge is furious with me! Apparently those loony cultists have been back somehow without me noticing! I got a right roasting earlier... | ||
| Lady Servil | 96 | 16 | Oh hello my dear. My husband and son are resting while I wait for the cart fixer. | Thanks again for everything. | You're alive, I thought Khazard's men had taken you. | My son and husband are safe and recovering at home. Without you they would certainly be dead. I am truly grateful for your service. | All I can offer in return is material wealth. Please take these coins as a sign of my gratitude. | ||
| Bob | 96 | 8 | Hello. How can I help you? | Get yer own! | Yes! I buy and sell axes! Take your pick (or axe)! | Of course I'll repair it, though the materials may cost you. Just hand me the item and I'll have a look. | I'll need <tostring($cost)>gp to repair that. | ||
| Roachey | 96 | 6 | Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here, you need a fishing level of 68 to enter. | Hello, I'm afraid only the top fishers are allowed to use our premier fishing facilities. | Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please | feel free to make use of any of our facilities. | Would you like to buy some fishing equipment, | ||
| Master fisher | 96 | 6 | Hello, only the top fishers are allowed in here, you need a fishing level of 68 to enter. | Hello, I'm afraid only the top fishers are allowed to use our premier fishing facilities. | Hello, welcome to the fishing guild. Please | feel free to make use of any of our facilities. | Would you like to buy some fishing equipment, | ||
| Bedabin Nomad | 96 | 4 | Hello Effendi! How can I help you? | This is the camp of the Bedabin. Talk to our leader, Al Shabim, he'll be happy to chat. We can sell you very reasonably priced water... | It is North East of here effendi, across the trackless desert. It will be a thirsty trip, can I interest you in a drink? | Oooh, <text_gender("sir","madam")> is looking for a really very special item then! You must go and talk to our very illustrious leader, Al Shabim. He's located in the largest tent in our village. | |||
| Veronica | 94 | 23 | Can you please help me? | I'm in a terrible spot of trouble. | Yes yes, I suppose it is a quest. | My fiance Ernest and I came upon this house here. | Seeing as we were a little lost | ||
| Abbot Langley | 93 | 12 | Congratulations, traveller! | Greetings traveller. | I'm sorry but only members of our order are allowed | in the second level of the monastery. | Ok. | ||
| Gertrude | 92 | 60 | Do I look ok? | Those kids drive me crazy. | I'm sorry. It's just that I've lost her. | Fluffs, poor Fluffs. | She never hurt anyone. | ||
| Elena | 92 | 53 | Hey, how are you? | Not bad, let me know when you hear from King Lathas again. | You must go see King Lathas immediately! | You're back! So what did Guidor say? | What? | ||
| Ned | 92 | 46 | Well done! | Why hello there, me friends call me Ned. | I was a man of the sea, but it's past me now. | Could I be making or selling you some rope? | I am sure I can. What are you thinking of? | ||
| Sir Prysin | 92 | 43 | You've come to the right place, well done! | Hello, who are you? | I am Sir Prysin. A bold and famous knight of the realm. | Well I've never met you before. | So how are you doing with getting the keys? | ||
| Nulodion | 92 | 38 | Can I help you? | Of course, we forgot to send the ammo mould. | Don't be silly, the ammo's made by using a mould. | Here, take these to him, the instructions explain everything. | Thank you, adventurer. The Dwarf Black Guard will remember this. | ||
| Guard | 92 | 33 | Oh, it's terrible! Lord Sinclair has been murdered and we don't have any clues as to who or why. We're totally baffled! | If you can help us we will be very grateful. | Thanks a lot! | Get lost then, this is private property! ...Unless you'd like to be taken in for questioning yourself? | Excellent work on solving the murder! All of the guards I know are very impressed, and don't worry, we have the murderer under guard until they can be taken to trial. | ||
| Kangai Mau | 92 | 20 | Many greetings esteemed thief. | Hello. I Kangai Mau of the Rantuki tribe. | Adventure is something I may be able to give. | A proud and noble tribe of Karamja. But now we are few, as men come from across sea, steal our land, and settle on our hunting grounds. | I looking for someone brave | ||
| Duke Horacio | 92 | 16 | Greetings. Welcome to my castle. | I've heard that the blacksmiths are prosperous amongst the peasantry. Maybe you could try your hand at that? | Well, it's not really a quest but I recently discovered this strange talisman. | It seems to be mystical and I have never seen anything like it before. Would you take it to the head wizard at | the Wizards' Tower for me? It's just south-west of here and should not take you very long at all. I would be awfully grateful. | ||
| King Arthur | 90 | 44 | Thank you for retrieving the Grail! | You shall be long remembered | as one of the greatest heroes | amongst the Knights of the Round Table! | Ah yes. I remember young Percival. | ||
| Thessalia | 90 | 19 | Do you want to buy any fine clothes? Or would you like your scythe back? | Do you want to buy any fine clothes? Or would you like your bunny ears back? | Do you want to buy any fine clothes? Or would you like your scythe and bunny ears back? | Do you want to buy any fine clothes? | Certainly. Here you go. | ||
| Clerk | 90 | 8 | Hello, welcome to the Civic Office of West Ardougne. How can I help you? | The city warder <nc_name(bravek)> is in there. | He has asked not to be disturbed. | Rather you than me! Well, the mourners normally deal with that stuff, you should speak to them. Their headquarters are right near the city gate. | Well, they do know what they're doing here. If they did start doing something badly <nc_name(bravek)>, the city warder, would have the power to override. I can't see that happening though. | ||
| A'abla | 90 | 8 | Hi. How can I help you? | You look healthy to me! | Of course! | Yes I do. Thankfully we can cope with almost anything. | Jaraah really is a wonderful surgeon, his methods are a little unorthodox but he gets the job done. | ||
| Sabreen | 90 | 8 | Hi. How can I help you? | You look healthy to me! | Of course! | Yes I do. Thankfully we can cope with almost anything. | Jaraah really is a wonderful surgeon, his methods are a little unorthodox but he gets the job done. | ||
| Tafani | 90 | 8 | Hi. How can I help you? | You look healthy to me! | Of course! | Yes I do. Thankfully we can cope with almost anything. | Jaraah really is a wonderful surgeon, his methods are a little unorthodox but he gets the job done. | ||
| Dwarf | 90 | 7 | Welcome to the Mining Guild. Can I help you with anything? | Ooh, it's WONDERFUL! There are lots of coal rocks, and even a few mithril rocks in the guild, all exclusively for people with atleast level 60 mining. | There's no better mining site anywhere near here. | Yes, that's amazing! Did you want anything else? | Sorry, but rules are rules. | ||
| Jungle Forester | 88 | 33 | *Gasp* @blu@-- The jungle forester looks speechless. -- | This is very impressive! I'm amazed, it's just great! Do | you mind if I make a copy of it, and I'll give you an | item in return. | It's a great map, thanks for letting me take a copy! It has helped me out a number of times now. | ||
| Jungle Forester | 88 | 33 | *Gasp* @blu@-- The jungle forester looks speechless. -- | This is very impressive! I'm amazed, it's just great! Do | you mind if I make a copy of it, and I'll give you an | item in return. | It's a great map, thanks for letting me take a copy! It has helped me out a number of times now. | ||
| RuneScape Guide | 88 | 22 | Do you want to skip the tutorial? | Greetings! I see you are a new arrival to this land. My | job is to welcome all the new visitors. So welcome! | You have already learnt the first thing needed to | succeed in this world... Talking to other people! | ||
| Brother Jered | 88 | 8 | Yes! Praise he who brings life to this world. | Well I can bless that star of Saradomin you have! | Well if you put a string on that holy symbol I can | bless it for you. | I can tell you about holy symbols. | ||
| Osman | 87 | 47 | Hello, I am Osman. With what can I assist you? | I am in the employ of the Emir. | That is all you need to know. | The prince is not here. He is...away. | If you can be trusted, speak to the chancellor, Hassan. | ||
| Father Aereck | 87 | 31 | Welcome to the church of holy Saradomin. | Surely you have heard of the god, Saradomin? | He who creates the forces of goodness and purity in this world? I cannot believe your ignorance! | This is the God with more followers than any other!.. At least in this part of the world. | He who created this world along with his brothers Guthix and Zamorak? | ||
| Curator | 86 | 41 | Welcome to the museum of Varrock. | The shield of Arrav? | Let me see that! | This is incredible! | That shield has been missing for over twenty-five years! | ||
| Gnome | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome child | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome child | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome child | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome woman | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Gnome woman | 85 | 100 | Can't stop sorry! Busy, busy, busy! | Hello traveller. Are you enjoying your stay? | Yes, we try to keep it that way. | Youssh go gesshh em. | Gessh ush a cosshtail. | ||
| Sbott | 85 | 22 | Hello stranger. Would you like me to tan any hides for you? | Soft leather - 2 gp per hide | Hard leather - 5 gp per hide | Dragon leather - 45 gp per hide. | Hey, I charge more because I'm worth it! I deal in bulk, and I work extremely quickly. You'll see for yourself! | ||
| Luthas | 85 | 13 | Congratulations. | Hello I'm Luthas, I run the banana plantation here. | Well done, here's your payment. | Have you completed your task yet? | Yes, I can sort something out. There's a crate ready to be loaded onto the ship. | ||
| Gnome pilot | 84 | 27 | Hi, the King said that you need to leave? | I find that hard to believe! | I have lots of human friends. | So where to? | OK! You're the boss! | ||
| Arhein | 84 | 17 | Hello! Would you like to trade? | Yes, I use it to make deliveries to my customers up and down the coast. These crates here are all ready for my next trip. | Oh, various places up and down the coast. | Mostly Karamja and Port Sarim. | Sorry pal, but I'm afraid I'm not quite ready to sail yet. | ||
| Nurmof | 84 | 8 | Greetings and welcome to my pickaxe shop. Do you want to buy my premium quality pickaxes? | Of course they are! My pickaxes are made of higher grade metal than your ordinary bronze pickaxes, allowing you to mine that ore just a little bit faster than normal. | Of course I can, though the materials may cost you. | Just hand me the pickaxe and I'll have a look. | I'll need <tostring($cost)>gp to repair that. | ||
| Nurse Sarah | 84 | 7 | Oh hello there. | I'm afraid I can't stop and talk, a group of mourners have become ill with food poisoning. I need to go over and see what I can do. | I don't know how much longer I can cope here. | No, strangely enough the people here don't seem to be affected. It's just the awful living conditions that is making people ill. | Me too, but that doesn't seem to be the case. | ||
| Bailey | 83 | 41 | Well hello there. | What are you doing here? | Oh you mean Kent's son. | He's around somewhere, probably hiding | if he knows what's good for him. | ||
| Bartender | 83 | 28 | Can I help you? | Ok, that'll be two coins please. | Ooh, now. Let me see... | Well there is the Varrock sewers. There are tales of untold horrors coming out at night and stealing babies from houses. | It's just to the east of the palace. | ||
| Bartender | 83 | 28 | Can I help you? | Ok, that'll be two coins please. | Ooh, now. Let me see... | Well there is the Varrock sewers. There are tales of untold horrors coming out at night and stealing babies from houses. | It's just to the east of the palace. | ||
| Bartender | 83 | 28 | Can I help you? | Ok, that'll be two coins please. | Ooh, now. Let me see... | Well there is the Varrock sewers. There are tales of untold horrors coming out at night and stealing babies from houses. | It's just to the east of the palace. | ||
| Digsite workman | 83 | 19 | Well, well... | I have a visitor. | What are you doing here? | Indeed, you must be someone special to be allowed down here... | Hmmm, let me think... Nope, can't help you there I'm afraid. | ||
| Caleb | 82 | 32 | Who are you? What are you after? | Why... yes I am, but I don't believe I know you... how did you know my name? | Ah... well... hmmm... yes... I do have a piece of it anyway... | Well... my brothers and I had a slight disagreement about it... we all wanted to be heir to my fathers' lands, and we each ended up with a piece of the crest. | None of us wanted to give up our rights to our brothers, so we didn't want to give up our pieces of the crest, but none of us wanted to face our father by | ||
| Warrior | 82 | 26 | Greetings to you to and yes indeed, the warrior's path is the one I travel. Sorry I can't stay to chat, I'm on a mission with my companions and we must break camp to continue our quest. | Hello there traveller. | What? How did you know that? | Uh... I mean, no, no you're very wrong. | Very wrong, and not right at all, and I | ||
| Femi | 82 | 22 | Now, to get this lot to the Grand Tree! | No, you're OK, traveller. | I can manage from here. | I don't believe all this rubbish about an invasion. If mankind wanted to, they could have invaded before now. | Why should I help you? | ||
| Kilron | 82 | 9 | Hello traveller. Do you need to go back over? | Okay, just give me the word. | Okay, quickly now! | Hello. | Busy. | ||
| Zoo keeper | 82 | 7 | Welcome to the Ardougne Zoo! How can I help you? | Not at the moment. The explorers that come back from far away lands tell such amazing tales. Make sure you keep eyes and ears open as you may find new places to explore! | We get them from all over the place! The most exotic creatures have been brought back by explorers and sold to us. | Yes he is scary looking! | He's from a very far away land, we couldn't find out more as the explorer who brought him back died shortly afterwards! | ||
| Hans | 82 | 5 | Well done, here you go. | Well done, you've solved the clue! | Hello. What are you doing here? | Who, the Duke? He's in his study, on the first floor. | You are in Lumbridge Castle. | ||
| Romeo | 80 | 40 | Please friend, how goes our quest? | Father Lawrence must be told. Only he can help. | I heard Juliet had died. Terrible business. | Her cousin and I are getting on well though. | Thanks for your help! | ||
| Aggie | 80 | 30 | What can I help you with? | I mostly just make what I find pretty. I sometimes make dye for the women's clothes, brighten the place up. I can make red, yellow and blue dyes. Would you like some? | Oh, not for years, but if you meet a talking chicken, you have probably met the professor in the manor north of here. A few years ago it was flying fish. That machine is a menace. | What sort of dye would you like? Red, yellow or blue? | Yes I can, I see you already have the ingredients. Would you like me to mix some for you now? | ||
| Frincos | 80 | 1 | Hello, how can I help you? | ||||||
| Jatix | 80 | 1 | Hello, how can I help you? | ||||||
| Wistan | 79 | 3 | Welcome to Burthorpe Supplies. Your last shop before heading north into the mountains! | Would you like to buy something? | No, thanks. | ||||
| Mad skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Scared skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Skavid | 78 | 42 | Ar cur! | Gor cur... | Bidith ig! | Cur bidith... | Cur tanath! | ||
| Holgart | 78 | 28 | Well hello m'laddy, beautiful day isn't it. | Just smell that sea air... beautiful. | Hello m'hearty. | I'm afraid it isn't sea worthy, it's full of holes. | To fill the holes I'll need some swamp paste. | ||
| Panning guide | 78 | 15 | Hello, I am the panning guide. I teach students how to pan in these waters. They're not permitted to do so until after they've had training and, of course, they must be invited to pan here too. | Hello, I am the panning guide. I'm here to teach you how to pan for gold. | Let me explain how panning works. First you need a panning tray. Use the tray in the panning points in the water and then search your tray. | If you find any gold, take it to the archaeological expert up in the museum storage facility. He will calculate its value for you. | I'm not supposed to let people pan here unless they have permission from the authorities first. Mind you, I could let you have a go if you're willing to do me a favour. | ||
| Jaraah | 78 | 14 | What? Can't you see I'm busy?! | You look healthy to me! | Okay, this will hurt you more than it will me. | It's a gruesome business and with the tools they give me it gets more gruesome before it gets better! | 'The Butcher'?' | ||
| Leatherworker | 78 | 11 | Can I help you? | Well, I can cure plain cowhides into pieces of leather ready for crafting. | I work with ordinary, hard or dragonhide leather. What would you like to know about? | I can work one piece of cow hide into ordinary leather. It only costs one piece of gold. | Is there anything else I can help you with? | ||
| Gerald | 78 | 10 | Good day to your traveller, | are you here to fish or just looking around? | I've caught some beauties down here. | The last one was this big! | Hello there. | ||
| Zeke | 78 | 5 | A thousand greetings, sir. | Yes, certainly. I deal in scimitars. | Thank you. | Can't say as I've seen him... I'm sure if he's been to Al Kharid recently someone around here will have though. | Well done! | ||
| Siegfried Erkle | 78 | 3 | Hello there and welcome to the shop of useful items. Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | Ok, well, if you change your mind, do pop back. | ||||
| Shop keeper | 77 | 12 | So, are you looking to buy weapons? | King Lathas keeps us very well stocked. | Take a look. | What do you want - leave us be! | Well hello brave warrior. | ||
| Student | 76 | 28 | Uh? That's not mine! | Hi there. I'm studying for the Earth Sciences exam. | I can if you help me... | I have lost my rock sample. | Well, I was doing a lot of walking that day... Oh yes, that's right - we were studying ceramics in fact, near the edge of the digsite. | ||
| Murphy | 76 | 26 | Ahoy! | Well, you've come to the right place, m'hearty! What do you need to know? | Hmm. I used to use a sextant when I was a young fella. | Aye. | I can tell from the taste of the sea spray where I am, m'hearty! | ||
| Jerico | 76 | 22 | So you've returned traveller. | Did you get what you wanted? | Omart will be waiting by the wall, | in case you need to cross again. | The guards are distracted by the birds, | ||
| Boy | 76 | 10 | I've kicked my ball over that hedge, into that garden! | The old lady who lives there is scary... | She's locked the ball in her wooden shed! | Can you get my ball back for me please? | Thanks <text_gender("mister","lady")>! | ||
| Drezel | 75 | 93 | Ah, <displayname>. I see you finally made it down here. Things are worse than I feared. I'm not sure if I will be able to repair the damage. | From what I can tell, after you killed the guard dog who protected the entrance to the monuments, those Zamorakians forced the door into the main chamber | and have used some kind of evil potion upon the well which leads to the source of the river Salve. As they have done this at the very mouth of the river | it will spread along the entire river, disrupting the blessing placed upon it and allowing the evil creatures of Morytania to invade at their leisure. | Well, as you can see, I have placed a holy barrier on the entrance to this room from the South, but it is not very powerful and requires me to remain | ||
| Drezel | 75 | 53 | Well excellent work adventurer! Unfortunately, as you know, I cannot risk waking that vampire in the coffin. | Yes! Great idea! If his coffin is doused in the blessed water he will be unable to leave it! Use it on his coffin, quickly! | Well, the water of the Salve should still have enough power to work against the vampire despite what those Zamorakians might have done to it... | Maybe you should try and get hold of some from somewhere? | Excellent work adventurer! I am free at last! Let me ensure that evil vampire is trapped for good. I will meet you down by the monument. | ||
| Morgan | 75 | 8 | Please please help us, bold adventurer! | Our little village has been dreadfully ravaged by an evil vampire! He lives in the basement of the manor to the north, we need someone to get rid of him once and for all! | I think first you should seek help. I have a friend who is a retired vampire hunter, his name is Dr. Harlow. He may be able to give you some tips. He can normally be found in the Jolly Boar Inn in Varrock, he's a bit of | an old soak these days. Mention his old friend Morgan, I'm sure he wouldn't want me killed by a vampire. | I don't blame you. | ||
| Tenzing | 74 | 31 | Hello again traveller. What can I do for you? | Sure, I'll sell you some in your size for 12 gold. | We are expert guides that take adventurers, such as yourself, on mountaineering expeditions. | I used to take adventurers up Death Plateau and further north before the trolls came. I know these mountains well. | Thanks, I built it myself! I'm usually self sufficient but I can't earn any money with the trolls camped on Death Plateau. | ||
| King Lathas | 74 | 31 | You assume correctly, but where do you get such impertinence. | A hoax? I've never heard such a ridiculous thing... | Ah... I see. Well then you are right about the plague. But I did it for the good of my people. | When it protects them from a far greater danger, a fear too big to fathom. | Their King, Tyras, journeyed out to the West on a voyage of discovery. But he was captured by the Dark Lord. | ||
| Survival Expert | 74 | 26 | Hello there newcomer. My name is Brynna. My job is | to teach you a few survival tips and tricks. First off | we're going to start with the most basic survival skill of | all; making a fire. | Hello again. You should take a look at that menu before we continue. | ||
| Tanner | 74 | 13 | Greetings friend. I am a manufacturer of leather. | I see you have brought me a hide. | Would you like me to tan it for you? | I see you have brought me some hides. | Would you like me to tan them for you? | ||
| Beggar | 74 | 7 | Have you got any bread for me yet? | Please kind <text_gender("sir","lady")>... my family and I are starving... | Could you find it in your heart to spare me a simple loaf of bread? | Thank you very much! | Well done. You have passed my test. | ||
| Kaleb Paramaya | 74 | 6 | Hello Bwana, What can I do for you today? | Of course Bwana, you look like a traveller! | Well, I am a traveller myself, and I have set up this hostel for adventurers and travellers who are weary from their journey. | There is a dormitory upstairs if you are tired, it costs 35 gold pieces which covers the cost of laundry and cleaning. | Very good <text_gender("sir","madam")>! | ||
| Sir Palomedes | 74 | 4 | Hello there adventurer, what do you want of me? | Sorry, I cannot help you with that. | I do not know of any myself... but it would perhaps be worth your while asking the King if he has any tasks for you. | After your help freeing Merlin, my help is the least I can offer as a man of honour. | |||
| Fernahei | 74 | 3 | Welcome to Fernahei's Fishing Shop Bwana! | Would you like to see my items? | That's fine and thanks for your interest. | ||||
| Pirate Jackie the Fruit | 73 | 6 | Ahoy! | Welcome to the Brimhaven Agility Arena! | If ye want to know more talk to Cap'n Izzy, he found it! | I be the Jack o' Tickets. I exchange the tickets ye collect in the Agility Arena for more stuff. Ye can obtain more agility experience or some items ye won't find anywhere else! | Aye, ye be on the right tack. | ||
| Quest Guide | 72 | 24 | Ah... welcome adventurer. I'm here to tell you all about | quests. Let's start by opening the quest side panel. | Now you have the journal open I'll tell you a bit about | it. As you see at the moment all the quests are shown | in red, a quest shown in red is unstarted. | ||
| Man | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Man | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Man | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Man | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Woman | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Woman | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Woman | 72 | 14 | How can I help you? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Wydin | 72 | 12 | Welcome to my food store! Would you like to buy anything? | Is it nice and tidy round the back now? | I'm the one who works here. | Umm... No, not yet. | Ah well, it'll give you something to do, won't it. | ||
| Donovan the Family Handyman | 72 | 11 | Here you go. | I have no interest in talking to gawkers. | How can I help? | Oh... I really couldn't say. I wouldn't really want to point any fingers at anybody. If I had to make a guess I'd have to say it was probably Bob though. | I saw him arguing with Lord Sinclair about some missing silverware from the Kitchen. It was a very heated argument. | ||
| Pierre | 72 | 10 | The guards told me not to talk to anyone. | How can I help? | Honestly? I think it was Carol. | I saw her in a huge argument with Lord Sinclair in the library the other day. It was something to do with stolen books. She definitely seemed upset enough to have done it afterwards. | I was in town at the Inn. When I got back the house was swarming with guards who told me what had happened. Sorry. | ||
| Stanford | 72 | 10 | Have you no shame? We are all grieving at the moment. | How can I help? | It was Anna. She is seriously unbalanced. She trashed the garden once then tried to blame it on me! I bet it was her. It's just the kind of thing she'd do! | She really hates me and was arguing with Lord Sinclair about trashing the garden a few days ago. | Right here, by my little shed. It's very cosy to sit and think in. | ||
| Mary | 72 | 9 | How can I help? | Oh I don't know... Frank was acting kind of funny... After that big argument him and the Lord had the other day by the beehive... so | I guess maybe him... but it's really scary to think someone here might have been responsible. I actually hope it was a burglar... | I was with Hobbes and Louisa in the Kitchen helping to prepare Lord Sinclair's meal, and then when I took it to his study... I saw... oh, it was horrible... he was.... | I don't really remember hearing anything out of the ordinary. | ||
| Merlin | 71 | 11 | Excuse me for rushing off like this, | but I must get back to my workroom. | Congratulations, brave knight, on aiding Camelot in so many ways! If we ever require help again, I will make sure to call upon you! | Ah yes... the Holy Grail... | That is a powerful artefact indeed. | ||
| Merlin | 71 | 11 | Excuse me for rushing off like this, | but I must get back to my workroom. | Congratulations, brave knight, on aiding Camelot in so many ways! If we ever require help again, I will make sure to call upon you! | Ah yes... the Holy Grail... | That is a powerful artefact indeed. | ||
| Bartender | 71 | 8 | Good morning, what would you like? | Well we have beer, or if you want some food, we have our home made stew and meat pies. | One beer coming up. Ok, that'll be two coins. | A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 coins please. | Ok, that'll be 16 coins. | ||
| Kolodion | 70 | 51 | Do not waste my time with trivial questions. I am the | Great Kolodion, master of battle magic. I have an arena | to run. | Hah! A wizard of your level? Don't be absurd. | I am the great Kolodion, master of battle magic, and | ||
| Yanni Salika | 70 | 28 | Greetings Bwana! | My name is Yanni and I buy and sell antiques | and other interesting items. | If you have any interesting items that you might | want to sell me, please let me see them and I'll | ||
| Hadley | 70 | 22 | I hope you're enjoying your stay, | there should be lots of useful infomation in that book you've got. | Places to go, people to see. | Well hello, come in, come in, my name's Hadley, I'm head of tourism here in Hemenster. There's some of the most unspoilt wildlife and scenery in RuneScape here. | People come from miles around to fish in the clear lakes or to wander the beautiful hill sides | ||
| Chamber guardian | 70 | 19 | Hello adventurer, have you made your choice? | Good, good, I hope you have chosen well. I will now | present you with a magic staff. This, along with the | cape awarded to you by your chosen god, are all the | weapons and armour you will need here. | ||
| Eohric | 70 | 12 | Hi, can I help? | Yes, if you buy Harold a beer he might talk to you. I also know he has a weakness for gambling. Hope that helps! | Hmm. Harold has got in trouble a few times over his drinking and gambling. Perhaps he'd open up after a drink? | Welcome to Burthorpe Castle! Home to his Royal Highness the Prince of Burthorpe, Heir to the Throne of Asgarnia! | We do not disclose his majesty's business. | ||
| Digsite workman | 70 | 10 | Why hello there! What can I do you for? | I am involved in various stages of the dig, from the initial investigation to the installation of the mine shafts. | Well, let me know when you are. | You can only use a site you have the appropriate exam level for. | Yea, only people who have passed level 1 certificate can dig in a level 1 site and so on and so forth. | ||
| Hajedy | 70 | 9 | Well done. | We used to run cart trips down to Shilo Village in south Karamja. Since the troubles we had we've had to stop them though, too many people got killed. | Hello Bwana! | I am offering a cart ride to Shilo Village | if you're interested? | ||
| Stankers | 70 | 9 | Hello bold adventurer. | Yes, I use them to transport coal over the river. | I will let other people use them too, | I'm a nice person like that... | Just put coal in a truck and I'll move it down to my depot over the river. | ||
| Hudo | 70 | 3 | Hello there traveller. Would you like some groceries? I have a large selection | No problem. | Great stuff. | ||||
| Jiminua | 70 | 2 | Welcome to the Jungle Store. | Can I help you at all? | |||||
| King Narnode Shareen | 69 | 120 | Well, hello again Traveller! How are you? | Better than ever, thanks to you! | Traveller, have you managed to find the Daconia? | Yes! Excellent, well done! | It's incredible, the tree's health is improving already! I don't know what to say, we owe you so much! | ||
| Joe | 68 | 23 | Ah, that would be lovely, | just one now, just to wet my throat. | That was perfect, I can't thank you enough. | No, I don't get drunk with only one drink. You would need a few to do that. But thanks for the beer. | I better not, I don't want to be drunk on duty. | ||
| Hetty | 68 | 22 | What could you want with an old woman like me? | Yes it does seem to be getting fairly common knowledge. | I fear I may get a visit from the witch hunters of Falador before long. | So have you found the things for the potion? | Excellent, can I have them then? | ||
| Master Chef | 68 | 13 | Ah... welcome newcomer. I am Lev, the chef. | It is here I will teach you how to | cook food truly fit for a king. | HA HA HA HA HA HA! You call THAT cooking? | Some shrimp on an open log fire? Oh no no no... I am | ||
| Anita | 68 | 6 | Oh hello, I've seen you with the King. | You must know my boyfriend Glough then? | Could you do me a favour? | Please give this key to Glough, he left it here last night. | You can't carry anymore. Come back when you have some space. | ||
| Alfonse the waiter | 68 | 4 | Welcome to the Shrimp and Parrot. | Would you like to order, sir? | Hmmmm Gherkins eh? Ask Charlie the cook, round the | back. He may have some 'gherkins' for you! | |||
| Head chef | 68 | 3 | Hello, welcome to the Cooking Guild. | Only accomplished chefs and cooks are allowed in here. | Feel free to use any of our facilities. | ||||
| Magic Store owner | 68 | 2 | Welcome to the Magic Guild Store. | Would you like to buy some magic supplies? | |||||
| Obli | 68 | 2 | Welcome to Obli's General Store Bwana! | Would you like to see my items? | |||||
| Bartender | 67 | 5 | Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink? | One grog coming right up, that'll be three coins. | That'll be 27 coins. | Haha time to be breaking out the old Supergrog. | That'll be 15 coins please. | ||
| Gnome | 66 | 43 | I can't talk now. | Can't you see we're trying to win a battle here? | We're trying to hold them back, | but without more wood we won't be able to last long. | I managed to get one, although it wasn't easy. | ||
| Gnome | 66 | 43 | I can't talk now. | Can't you see we're trying to win a battle here? | We're trying to hold them back, | but without more wood we won't be able to last long. | I managed to get one, although it wasn't easy. | ||
| Mountain Dwarf | 66 | 32 | Hmmph. What do you want? | You can't go down there! | Hello then. | Hoi there! Halt! | You can't come in here! | ||
| Tramp | 66 | 26 | Spare some change guv? | Thanks anyway. | You startin? | I hope your nose falls off! | Hey, thanks a lot! | ||
| Thormac | 66 | 23 | Hello I am Thormac the sorcerer. | I don't suppose you could be of assistance to me? | I've lost my pet scorpions. | They're lesser Kharid scorpions, a very rare breed. | I left their cage door open, | ||
| Sir Percival | 66 | 19 | Huh? I think you're confusing me with somebody else... | Hello yourself. | Wow, thank you! I could hardly breathe in there! | It's a little embarrassing really. | After going on a long and challenging quest | ||
| Brother Cedric | 66 | 17 | Honey, money, woman and wine! | Yesshh...hic up...beautiful! | La..di..da..hic..up! | Yeesshhh, I'm very, very drunk..hic..up.. | Oh dear, oh dear, I knew I had to do something! | ||
| Make-over mage | 66 | 17 | Hello there! I am known as the make-over mage! I have spent many years researching magics that can change your physical appearance! | I can alter your physical form for a small fee of only 3000 gold coins! Would you like me to perform my magics upon you? | Why, of course! Basically, and I will try and explain this so that you will understand it correctly, | I use my secret magical technique to melt your body down into a puddle of its elements. | When I have broken down all trace of your body, I then rebuild it into the form I am thinking of! | ||
| Wizard Cromperty | 66 | 16 | Hello there. | My name is Cromperty. | I am a Wizard, and an inventor. | Not when you combine them it isn't! | I invent MAGIC things! | ||
| Bartender | 66 | 15 | No, it hasn't been very busy lately. | Sure, that will be 2 gold coins please. | Are you sure? You look a bit skinny for that. | Ok one Black Skull Ale coming up, 8 coins please. | Congratulations! Here you go. | ||
| Crone | 66 | 14 | Hello deary. | Did you say the Grail? | You are a Grail knight, yes? | Well you'd better hurry. A Fisher King is in pain. | Go to where the six heads face, | ||
| Jethick | 66 | 13 | Hello. We don't get many newcomers around here. | Hello, I don't recognise you. We don't get many newcomers around here. | East Ardougnian women are easier to find in East Ardougne. Not many would come to West Ardougne to find one. Any particular woman you have in mind? | What does she look like? | Ah yes, I recognise her. | ||
| Guidor's wife | 66 | 9 | Oh hello, I can’t chat now. | I have to keep an eye on my husband. | He’s very ill! | Hello there. | I fear Guidor may not be long for this world! | ||
| Sir Lucan | 66 | 8 | Hello there adventurer. | I'm afraid I don't have any suggestions... | Talk to the King then adventurer. He is always looking for men of bravery to aid him in his actions. | I've tried all the weapons I can find, yet none are powerful enough to break his crystal prison... | Perhaps the mighty Excalibur would be | ||
| Seravel | 66 | 6 | Hello Bwana. Are you interested in buying a ticket for the 'Lady of the Waves'? | It's a ship that can take you to either Port Sarim or Khazard Port. The ship lies west of Shilo Village and south of Cairn Island. The tickets cost 25 Gold | Pieces. Would you like to purchase a ticket Bwana? | Sorry Bwana, you don't have enough money. Come back when you have 25 coins. | Great, nice doing business with you. | ||
| Dwarf youngster | 66 | 4 | Thank the heavens, you saved me! | I thought I'd be goblin lunch for sure! | I think so, I'd better run off home. | Thanks again, brave adventurer. | |||
| Heckel Funch | 66 | 3 | Good day to you my friend, a beautiful one at that. Would you like some groceries? I have all sorts. Alcohol also, if you're partial to a drink. | Ahh well, all the best to you. | There's a good human. | ||||
| Irvig Senay | 66 | 2 | You have proved yourself of the honour. | You fought well, adventurer. | |||||
| Ranalph Devere | 66 | 2 | You have proved yourself of the honour. | You fought well, adventurer. | |||||
| Dwarf | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Fairy shop keeper | 65 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| The Fisher King | 64 | 18 | Ah! You got inside at last! | You spent all that time fumbling around outside, | I thought you'd never make it here. | Oh, I can see what is happening in my realm. | I have sent clues to help you get here, | ||
| Student | 64 | 18 | This? Oh no.... | Oh, hi. I'm studying hard for an exam. | It's the Earth Sciences exam. | Well... Maybe I will if you help me with something. | I have lost my rock sample. | ||
| Guard | 64 | 12 | So, are you looking to buy weapons? | King Lathas keeps us very well stocked. | Take a look. | What do you want - leave us be! | Well hello brave warrior. | ||
| Guard | 64 | 12 | So, are you looking to buy weapons? | King Lathas keeps us very well stocked. | Take a look. | What do you want - leave us be! | Well hello brave warrior. | ||
| Guard | 64 | 12 | So, are you looking to buy weapons? | King Lathas keeps us very well stocked. | Take a look. | What do you want - leave us be! | Well hello brave warrior. | ||
| Kamen | 64 | 12 | Ooooh, my head ...I'm fried. | Too much of this home brew my friend. We make it from plant roots, but it blows your head off. | You don't wanna put it near any naked flames. Want some? | Here you go... Hic! | Ha ha! I warned you - it's strong stuff. | ||
| Sir Kay | 64 | 11 | Good morrow <text_gender("sirrah","madam")>! | I hear you are questing for the Holy Grail?! | Unfortunately not, Sirrah. | An adventurer eh? There is no service finer than serving the bountiful King Arthur, and I happen to know there's an important quest to fulfill. | 'Tis a magick most powerful and foul. | ||
| Trobert | 64 | 9 | How's it going? | Well, that was careless of you, wasn't it? Fortunately for you, he had a spare. Take this one, but please try to be more careful with this one. | Hi. Welcome to our Brimhaven headquarters. I'm Trobert and I'm in charge here. | Well, we have made some progress there. We know that one of the only keys to Pete's treasure room is carried by Grip, the head guard, so we thought it might be good to get close to him somehow. | Grip was taking on a new deputy called Hartigen, an Asgarnian Black Knight who was desserting the Black Knight Foretress and seeking new employment here on Brimhaven. | ||
| Megan | 64 | 6 | Hi! I'm Megan. Welcome to the Party Room! | Coming right up <text_gender("sir","ma'am")>! That's two gold please. | Can I dance?! | CAN I dance?!! | Not at the moment. I've heard that the known world is expanding as new places are discovered. | ||
| Sir Tristram | 64 | 6 | Hail Arthur, King of the Britons! | Good luck with that! | ...Then hail Arthur, King of Britons, like I just said. | Funnily enough... | Absolutely nothing. | ||
| Gaius | 64 | 3 | Welcome to my two-handed sword shop. | Very well, but do please call again. | Here you go. | ||||
| Bartender | 63 | 5 | Would you like to buy a drink? | Beer! | Ok, that'll be two coins. | Fancy a bit of Heart Stopper then do you? | It'll only be 8 coins. | ||
| Gundai | 63 | 2 | I'm a banker, the only one around these dangerous parts. | Knowledge is power my friend. | |||||
| Fur trader | 63 | 1 | Would you like to trade in fur? | ||||||
| Banker | 63 | 1 | Good day, would you like to access your bank account? | ||||||
| Doctor Orbon | 62 | 28 | How do you feel? | No heavy flu, shivers, nausea or loss of appetite? | How about nightmares then? Are you experiencing any problems with especially scary nightmares? | Good, good, I had to make sure. | This plague really has an incredible fast contagion rate. It spreads faster than the common cold! | ||
| Guidor | 62 | 25 | I don't really want any visitors just now. | Well, hello traveller. | I still can't understand why they would lie about the plague. | I'm hanging in there. | Is my wife asking priests to visit me now? I'm a man of science for god's sake. | ||
| Apothecary | 62 | 24 | I am the Apothecary. | I have potions to brew. | Do you need anything specific? | Well give me them and 5 gold and I'll make you your potion. | Yes. But the ingredients are a little hard to find. | ||
| Bravek | 62 | 18 | My head hurts! I'll speak to you another day... | I can't possibly speak to you with my head spinning like this... I went a bit heavy on the drink again last night. Curse my herbalist, she made the best hang over cures. Darn inconvenient of her catching the plague. | Thanks again for the hangover cure. | I'm just having a little drop of whisky, then I'll feel really good. | Ah now what was it you wanted me to do for you? | ||
| Farmer Brumty | 62 | 9 | I have all the bad luck. | My sheep all run off somewhere, | and then those mourners tell me they're infected! | Well, I always knew someone would have to. Make sure you're careful about it; there should be a cattleprod in the barn you can use to herd up the sheep. | Hello adventurer. Be careful herding | ||
| Hamid | 62 | 7 | Hello traveller. How can I be of assistance? | You'd be better off speaking to one of the nurses. | They are so... nice... afterall! | Well don't tell anyone but I came here because of the nurses! | It beats being stuck in the monastery! | ||
| Sir Vyvin | 62 | 7 | Greetings traveller. | No, I'm sorry. | We are the White Knights of Falador. We are the most powerful order of knights in the land. We are helping the king Vallance rule the kingdom as he is getting old and tired. | ... ...what? | I'm... not sure what you're asking me... you want to join the White Knights? | ||
| Monk | 62 | 6 | Greetings traveller. | Oh ho! Another one! I don't think they exist, but you'd probably ask the head monk about it. If anyone would know, he would! | Anything else you wanted to know? | Ok. | You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley about that. He's | ||
| Rometti | 62 | 5 | Hello traveller. Have a look at my latest range of | gnome fashion. Rometti is the ultimate label in gnome | high society. | Pastels are all the rage this season. | Hmm... I did wonder. | ||
| Guild master | 62 | 4 | Greetings! | This is the Champions' Guild. Only adventurers who have proved themselves worthy by gaining influence from quests are allowed in here. | I have a friend called Oziach, who could help you out with one. | Oziach lives in a hut, by the cliffs to the west of Edgeville. He can be a little...odd...sometimes, though. | |||
| Monk | 62 | 4 | Greetings traveller. | Ok. | You'll need to talk to Abbot Langley about that. He's | usually to be found walking the halls of the monastery. | |||
| Brimstail | 62 | 3 | Hello adventurer, what can I do for you? | Okay. Hold onto your hat! | Ok. Just remember that a friend of a wizard is a friend of mine! | ||||
| Tribal Weapon Salesman | 62 | 3 | Greetings, traveller. Are you interested in any throwing weapons? | That is a good thing. | No bother to me. | ||||
| Bow and Arrow salesman | 62 | 2 | A fair day, traveller. Would you like to see my wares? | Okay good day to you. | |||||
| San Tojalon | 62 | 2 | You have proved yourself of the honour. | You have fought the good fight this day. | |||||
| Shop keeper | 62 | 2 | Hello, bold adventurer! | Can I interest you in some swords? | |||||
| Shop assistant | 62 | 2 | Hello, bold adventurer! | Can I interest you in some swords? | |||||
| Aubury | 61 | 12 | My gratitude to you adventurer for bringing me these research notes. I notice that you brought the head wizard a special talisman that was the key to our finally unlocking the puzzle. | Combined with the information I had already already collated regarding the Rune Essence, I think we have finally unlocked the power to | ...no. I am getting ahead of myself. Please take this summary of my research back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. I trust his judgement on whether to let you in on our little secret or not. | I suggest you take those research notes of mine back to the head wizard at the Wizards' Tower. | Well, luckily I have duplicates. It's a good thing they are written in code, I would not want the wrong kind of person to get access to the information contained within. | ||
| Velrak the explorer | 61 | 12 | Yes... I'm still plucking up the courage | to run out past those Black Knights.. | Thank you for rescuing me! | It isn't very comfy in this cell! | Well, this dungeon was quite good to explore | ||
| Father Lawrence | 60 | 29 | Ah, have you found the Apothecary yet? | Remember, Cadaver potion, for Father Lawrence. | Did you find the Apothecary? | Good! Good work! Ok, take it to Juliet, she's expecting you. | I'll talk to Romeo and make sure he knows what to do. | ||
| Mubariz | 60 | 15 | Welcome to the Duel Arena! | What would you like to know? | The Duel Arena has six duel arenas where you can fight other players in a controlled environment. We have our own dedicated hospital where we guarantee to put you back together, even if you lose. | Inbetween the arenas are walkways where you can watch the fights and challenge other players. | See you in the arenas! | ||
| Gerrant | 60 | 14 | You've done it! | Welcome! You can buy fishing equipment at my store. | We'll also buy anything you catch off you. | You'll need a lava-proof fishing line. I'm sure I already gave you what you need for this - take an ordinary fishing rod, and then cover it with the fire-proof Blamish Oil. | Lava eels eh? That's a tricky one that is, you'll need a | ||
| Party Pete | 60 | 14 | You've come to the right place! | Hi! I'm Party Pete. | Welcome to the Party Room! | This room is for partying the night away! | Get a few mates round, get the beers in and have fun! | ||
| Customs officer | 60 | 13 | Can I help you? | I'm not that sort of customs officer. | Hey, I know you, you work at the plantation. | I don't think you'll try smuggling anything, you just need to pay a boarding charge of 30 coins. | You need to be searched before you can board. | ||
| Zahwa | 60 | 13 | Hi! | Ughhhh.... | I could've 'ad 'im! | I was robbed! | It was rigged I tell you! | ||
| Louisa | 60 | 11 | I'm far too upset to talk to random people right now. | How can I help? | Elizabeth. | Her father confronted her about her constant petty thieving, and was devestated to find she had stolen a silver needle which had meant a lot to him. | You could hear their argument from Lumbridge! | ||
| Golrie | 60 | 7 | That's me. I've been stuck in here for weeks, those goblins are trying to steal my family's heirlooms. My Grandad gave me all sorts of old junk. | No, of course not. | Oh that, yes have it, it's just some old elven junk I believe. | Thanks a lot for the key traveller. I think I'll wait in here until those goblins get bored and leave. | What are you doing down here? | ||
| Dwarf | 60 | 7 | Don't distract me while I'm on duty! | This mine has to be protected! | Goblins! They wander everywhere, attacking anyone they think is small enough to be an easy victim. We need more cannons to fight them off properly. | Yes, I heard. Now please let me get on with my guard duties. | A new cannon can cost 750,000 coins, and the ammo isn't easy to get, but they do up to 30 hitpoints of damage with each shot. When you've got an important mine like this one to protect, it's worth the expense. | ||
| Gunnjorn | 60 | 5 | Haha welcome to my obstacle course. | Have fun, but remember this isn't a child's playground. | People have died here. | The best way to train, | is to go round the course in a clockwise direction. | ||
| Lowe | 60 | 4 | Here you go! | Welcome to Lowe's Archery Emporium. | Do you want to see my wares? | Humph, philistine. | |||
| Betty | 60 | 3 | Welcome to the magic emporium. | Yes. | Send anyone my way who is. | ||||
| Drogo dwarf | 60 | 3 | Ello, welcome to my Mining shop, friend! | I may be short, but at least I've got manners. | The only ores and bars I sell are those sold to me. | ||||
| Gulluck | 60 | 3 | Good day brave adventurer! | Could I interest you in my fine selection of weapons? | Grrrr! | ||||
| Wizard Distentor | 60 | 3 | Welcome to the Magicians' Guild! | What can I do for you? | That's fine with me. | ||||
| Helemos | 60 | 3 | Welcome to the Heroes' Guild! | Why yes! We DO run an exclusive shop for our members! | Look around... there are all sorts of things to keep our guild members entertained! | ||||
| Ogre merchant | 60 | 3 | Does the little creature want to buy sumfin'? | Welcome to Grud's Herblore Stall. | Suit yourself. | ||||
| RPDT employee | 60 | 3 | Welcome to RPDT! | Well... I guess we could do it now... | We're the premier delivery service in ALL of RuneScape! | ||||
| Fionella | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Fairy shop assistant | 60 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Hickton | 60 | 2 | Welcome to Hickton's Archery Store. | Do you want to see my wares? | |||||
| Wayne | 60 | 2 | Welcome to Wayne's Chains. | Do you wanna buy or sell some chain mail? | |||||
| Penda | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Breoca | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Ocga | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Hild | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Hygd | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Ceolburg | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Grail Maiden | 60 | 1 | Welcome to the Grail castle. | ||||||
| Harry | 60 | 1 | Welcome, you can buy fishing equipment at my store. We'll also give you a good price for any fish that you catch. | ||||||
| Unferth | 60 | 1 | Welcome to Burthorpe! | ||||||
| Barman | 59 | 10 | Good day to you. | What can I get you to drink? | Here, take a look at our menu. | Ok, take it easy. | If you want to sell any cocktails you've made yourself | ||
| Gem trader | 59 | 8 | Good day to you traveller. | Would you be interested in buying some gems? | Eh, suit yourself. | Fitzharmon eh? Hmmm.... If I'm not mistaken that's the family name of a member of the Varrockian nobility. You know, I HAVE seen someone of that | persuasion around here recently... Wearing a poncey yellow cape he was! Came in here all la-di-dah, high and mighty, asking for jewelry made | ||
| Pirate | 58 | 30 | Batton down the hatches there's a storm brewin! | Great blackbeard's beard! | All hands on deck! | I think ye'll be talking a long walk off a short plank! | Arrrh ye lily livered landlubber! | ||
| Pirate | 58 | 30 | Batton down the hatches there's a storm brewin! | Great blackbeard's beard! | All hands on deck! | I think ye'll be talking a long walk off a short plank! | Arrrh ye lily livered landlubber! | ||
| Pirate | 58 | 30 | Batton down the hatches there's a storm brewin! | Great blackbeard's beard! | All hands on deck! | I think ye'll be talking a long walk off a short plank! | Arrrh ye lily livered landlubber! | ||
| Pirate | 58 | 30 | Batton down the hatches there's a storm brewin! | Great blackbeard's beard! | All hands on deck! | I think ye'll be talking a long walk off a short plank! | Arrrh ye lily livered landlubber! | ||
| Grandpa Jack | 58 | 26 | Hello young <$gender>! | Come to visit old Grandpa Jack? | I can tell ye stories for sure. | I used to be the best fisherman these parts have seen! | Well, when I were a young man | ||
| Student | 58 | 20 | This broken rock? I hope not! | Hello there; as you can see I am a student. | Oh, I'm studying for the Earth Sciences exam. | I can't do anything unless I find my rock sample. | ? | ||
| Claus the chef | 58 | 14 | Well hello there adventurer! Are we fit and well? | Glad to hear it. | Get out of my kitchen scoundrel. You're NOT welcome HERE. | Is THAT supposed to be FUNNY? OUT! Before I call the Guard! | I... just CAN'T understand it! How? HOW could someone poison my delicious food without me even noticing??? I... I just don't understand! | ||
| Cabin Boy Jenkins | 58 | 12 | Ahoy! What d'ye think of yer ship then? | Aye. | Not me, sir! I'm just an 'umble cabin boy. You'll need | a proper cap'n. | The cap'ns round 'ere seem to be a mite scared of | ||
| Kent | 58 | 11 | Oh my, I must get back to shore. | Oh thank Saradomin! | I thought I'd be left out here forever. | I knew the row boat wasn't sea worthy. I couldn't risk bringing him along but you must get him off that platform. | Five days ago we pulled in a huge catch. As well as fish we caught small slug like creatures, hundreds of them. | ||
| Weaponsmaster | 58 | 11 | Hello fellow Phoenix! | What are you after? | No problem. Feel free to look around. | We've not got any up here. | Go mug someone somewhere | ||
| Frank | 58 | 10 | Good for you. Now what do you want? | ...And can you spare me any money? I'm a little short... | I don't know. | You don't know how long it takes an inheritance to come through do you? I could really use that money pretty soon... | I don't know, somewhere around here probably. | ||
| Hairdresser | 58 | 10 | Good afternoon madam. In need of a haircut are we? | Good afternoon sir. In need of a haircut are we? Perhaps a shave too? | Certainly <text_gender("sir","madam")>. I cut <text_gender("men","women")>'s hair at the bargain rate of only <tostring($cost)> gold coins. I'll even throw in a free recolour! | Well, come back when you do. I'm not running a charity here! | Please select the hairstyle and colour you would like from this brochure. | ||
| Gnome Waiter | 58 | 9 | Hello <text_gender("sir","madam")>, can I tempt you with any of the dishes on | our new menu? | That's your choice <text_gender("sir","madam")>, enjoy your stay. | Mr Gianne is the one to talk to if you want to sell any dishes you've made yourself. He is the owner and head chef of this establishment. | I hope you like what you see. Although all these | ||
| Garv | 58 | 8 | Hello. What do you want? | Yes, of course you can. You DO work here. | No. In there is private. | You're one of a very lucky few then. | Oi! Where do you think you're going pal? | ||
| Sir Pelleas | 58 | 8 | Greetings to the court of King Arthur! | My best guess would be some sort of spell. Merlin is our magic expert. Ask him? | Although having said that, I believe Galahad found its location once... | I'm afraid not. He left here many moons ago and I know not where he went. | King Arthur will let you know. | ||
| Tea seller | 58 | 8 | Greetings! | Are you in need of refreshment? | Well, if you're sure. | You know where to come if you do! | Only the most delicious infusion | ||
| Vigroy | 58 | 7 | Hello Bwana! | I am offering a cart ride to Brimhaven | if you're interested! | It will cost <tostring($amount)> gold coins. Is that Ok? | Sorry, but it looks as if you don't have enough money. Come and see me when you have enough for the ride. | ||
| Viyeldi | 58 | 6 | Adventurer, I am already deceased, and therefore impervious to your attacks. Still, I can tell when I'm not wanted... | Beware adventurer lest thee lose thy head in | search of source. Thee hast been tested for bravery | and have not been found wanting. | Perilous dangers await for thee, Tojalon, Senay and Devere make three, None hold malice but will test your might, pray you do not lose these fights. | ||
| Gnome trainer | 58 | 5 | I'm amazed by how much humans chat. The sign over there says training area, not pointless conversation area. | This, my friend, is where we train. Here we improve our agility. It's an essential skill. | If you complete the course in order from the slippery log to the end, your agility will increase much faster than by repeating just one obstacle. | This is training soldier. If you want fun go make some cocktails. | This isn't a grannies' tea party, let's see some sweat human. Go! Go! Go! | ||
| Fidelio | 58 | 5 | H-hello. You l-look like a s-stranger to these p-parts. Would you l-like to buy something? I h-have some s- special offers at the m-minute...some s-sample bottles for s-storing s-snail slime. | (sigh) Th-that's okay. Nobody ever w-wants to buy my wares. Oh, s-sure, if it was food or c-clothes they would though! | As you p-probably know, the h-humans hate our kind and k-keep us trapped here. To get my s-stocks I have to sneak into the human lands in s-secret! | All the s-secrecy and d-danger has played h-havoc with my nerves! | N-not at all! They are v-valuable human artefacts smuggled here at g-great personal risk! | ||
| Boot | 58 | 4 | Hello tall person. | High quality gold eh? Hmmm... Well, the very best quality gold that I know of, is just East of the large city Ardougne, underground somewhere. | I don't believe it's exactly easy to get to though... | I'm called Boot, because when I was very young, I used to sleep, in a large boot. | |||
| Kebab seller | 58 | 4 | Would you like to buy a nice kebab? Only one gold. | Come back when you have some. | I've got a little problem for you to solve. | Can't say as I've seen him... I'm sure if he's been to Al Kharid recently someone around here will have though. | |||
| Elena | 58 | 3 | Thank you, being kidnapped was so inconvenient. I was on my way back to East Ardougne with some samples, I want to see if I can diagnose a cure for this plague. | Go and see my father, | I'll make sure he adequately rewards you. | ||||
| Horvik | 58 | 3 | Hello, do you need any help? | Well, come and see me if you're ever in need of armour! | Yes, I have a fine selection of armour. | ||||
| King Percival | 58 | 3 | You missed all the excitement! | I got here and agreed to take over duties as king here, then before my eyes the most miraculous changes occured here... grass and trees were growing outside before our very eyes! | Thank you very much for showing me the way home. | ||||
| Dommik | 58 | 2 | Would you like to buy some crafting equipment? | Okay. Fare well on your travels. | |||||
| Ranging Guild Doorman | 58 | 2 | Hey you can't come in here. You must be a level 40 ranger to enter. | Greetings. If you are an experienced archer, you may want to visit the guild here... | |||||
| Rommik | 58 | 2 | Would you like to buy some crafting equipment? | Okay. Fare well on your travels. | |||||
| Valaine | 58 | 2 | Hello there. | Want to have a look at what we're selling today? | |||||
| Zenesha | 58 | 2 | Hello there! I sell plate mail bodies, | are you interested? | |||||
| Flynn | 58 | 1 | Hello. Do you want to buy or sell any maces? | ||||||
| Frenita | 58 | 1 | Would you like to buy some cooking equipment? | ||||||
| Zaff | 58 | 1 | Would you like to buy or sell some staffs? | ||||||
| Sedridor | 57 | 115 | Welcome adventurer, to the world renowned | Wizards' Tower. How may I help you? | You WHAT? | Tch, that was really very careless of you. Luckily as head wizard I have great powers, and will be able to teleport it back here without too much effort. | Ok, I have retrieved it. Luckily it doesn't appear to have been damaged. Now please take it to Aubury, and try not to lose it again. | ||
| Kaqemeex | 57 | 37 | What brings you to our holy monument? | Hello again, adventurer. You will need to speak to my fellow druid Sanfew in the village south of here to continue in your quest. | Hello again. How is the Herblore going? | That is good to hear. | Persistence is key to success. | ||
| Gnome ball referee | 57 | 21 | Right, you haven't finished quite yet. | Answer this for me. | You have a ball in play. | Do you need to hear the rules again? | Have a new ball! | ||
| Sir Bedivere | 57 | 10 | May I help you? | You are looking for the Grail now adventurer? | The best of luck to you! Make the name of Camelot proud, and bring it back to us. | Fortune favours us both then adventurer. | I suggest you go and speak to King Arthur. | ||
| Rufus | 57 | 5 | Grrreetings frrriend! Welcome to my worrrld famous food emporrrium! All my meats are so frrresh you'd swear you killed them yourrrself! | What? Why, what else would you want to eat? What kind of lycanthrrrope are you anyway? | Vegetarrrian...? | Cooked food? Who would want that? You lose all the flavourrr of the meat when you can't taste the blood! | Cerrrtainly! | ||
| Bonzo | 56 | 22 | Roll up, roll up! | Enter the great Hemenster fishing competition! | Only 5gp entrance fee! | Marvelous! | No pay, no play. | ||
| Fycie | 56 | 19 | You's better talk to Dad, We not talk to wierdly | 'umans. | I's sorry creature, I don't got no more flufsies! But I got lots of bright pretties! Hope you's get da stabbers for Dad soonly! | Hey you Creature, I know's what you is You's a | 'uman! | ||
| Bugs | 56 | 18 | You's better talk to Dad, him chasey sneaky da chompy. | I's sorry creature, I don't got no more scratchers! But I got lots of bright pretties! Hope you's get da stabbers for Dad soonly! | Hey you Creature, Dad says you's is gonna get da stabbers! | Dat's great...Dad want's to hunt da chompy... Da chompy is our bestest yumms! Yous needies da scratchers for makin' dem huh? I's wants some bright pretties for em! | Bugs wants lots of bright pretties, this many! | ||
| The Lady of the Lake | 56 | 13 | Good day to you <text_gender("sir","madam")>. | I am the Lady of the Lake. | Aye, I have that artefact in my possession. | 'Tis very valuable, and not an artefact to be given away lightly. | I would want to give it away only to one who is worthy and good. | ||
| Yohnus | 56 | 6 | Sorry but the blacksmiths is closed. | But I can let you use the furnace at the cost | of 20 gold pieces. | Sorry Bwana, it seems that you are short of funds. | Thanks Bwana! Enjoy the facilities! | ||
| Dad | 56 | 6 | What tiny human do in troll arena? | Dad challenge human to fight! | Troll named after first thing try to eat! | Tiny human brave. Dad squish! | Coward. Dad wait for braver fighter. | ||
| Weird Old Man | 56 | 5 | She likes to be tickled hehehehe. | No thanks, I don't want any. | Pst, wanna hear a secret? | They've got six legs... SIX! | AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH! | ||
| Silk trader | 55 | 8 | Do you want to buy any fine silks? | Can't say as I've seen him... I'm sure if he's been to Al Kharid recently someone around here will have though. | 3 gp. | Well, come back when you do have some money! | 2 gp and that's as low as I'll go. | ||
| Bartender | 55 | 7 | What can I get you? | Dragon Bitter and Greenman's Ale. | Come back when you're a little thirstier. | Ok, that'll be two coins. | Ok, that'll be ten coins. | ||
| Barker | 55 | 2 | You are looking for clothes, yes? You look at my products! I have very many nice clothes, yes? | Unfortunate for you, yes? Many bargains, won't find elsewhere! | |||||
| Katrine | 54 | 70 | You've got some guts coming here, | Phoenix <text_gender("guy","gal")>! | Now get lost! | It's a private business. | Can I help you at all? | ||
| Man | 54 | 32 | What? Can't you see I'm busy? | It's a good place to find gold... | Then you have found him. My name is Avan Fitzharmon. | Ha! I suppose one of my worthless brothers has sent you on this quest then? | My... my father wishes this? Then that is a different matter. I will let you have my crest shard, adventurer, but you must first do something for me. | ||
| Mourner | 54 | 30 | Do you have a problem traveller? | No! It's for protection. | The plague of course... | What do you want? | Are you ok? | ||
| Oracle | 54 | 10 | The map's behind a door below, | but entering is rather tough. | This is what you need to know: | You must use the following stuff. | First, a drink used by a mage. | ||
| Holgart | 54 | 9 | Have you had enough of this place yet? | It's really starting to scare me. | Okay... you're the boss. | Okay m'hearty, jump on. | You're telling me, none of the sailors seem to remember who I am. | ||
| Genie | 54 | 8 | Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to <.displayname>. | However, <.text_gender("he","she")> appears to be ignoring me... | Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to another player. | However, they appear to be ignoring me... | Have a nice day, <text_gender("master","mistress")>. | ||
| Davon | 54 | 4 | Psst! Come here if you want to do some amulet trading. | Errr, I was...I was clearing my throat. | Some of these amulets are very hard to get. | I have to wait until an adventurer supplies me. | |||
| Lunderwin | 54 | 4 | Buying cabbage am I, not have such thing where I from. Will pay money much handsome for wondrous object, cabbage you called. | Say I 100 gold coins each fair price to be giving yes? | Business good doing with you! Please, again come, buying always. | Pity be that, I want badly do. | |||
| Guard | 54 | 1 | Greetings, traveller. Enjoy your time at the Ranging Guild. | ||||||
| Reldo | 53 | 18 | Hello stranger. | Only knowledge. | No, sorry, that was just my little joke. I'm not the trading type. | I am the palace librarian. | Yes. | ||
| Restless ghost | 52 | 37 | Not very good actually. | Did you just understand what I said??? | WOW! This is INCREDIBLE! I didn't expect anyone to ever understand me again! | Well, to be honest... I'm not sure. | Oh that's a pity. You got my hopes up there. | ||
| Aemad | 52 | 2 | Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment. | Hmph. Well, perhaps next time you'll need something from me? | |||||
| Kortan | 52 | 2 | Hello there. You've come to the right place if you're looking for adventurer's equipment. | Hmph. Well, perhaps next time you'll need something from me? | |||||
| Shantay | 51 | 65 | Hello effendi, I am Shantay. | I see you're new. Please read the billboard poster | before going into the desert. It'll give yer details on the | dangers you can face. | Hello again friend. Please read the billboard poster | ||
| Edmond | 51 | 29 | I've got to find my daughter. I pray that she is still alive... | Have you got the <lowercase(oc_name(dwellberries))>? | You'll probably find them in McGrubor's Wood to the north. | Take them to my wife <nc_name(alrena)>. | Good stuff, now for the digging. Beneath are the Ardougne sewers. There you'll find access to West Ardougne. | ||
| Redbeard Frank | 51 | 15 | Arrrh Matey! | Arr, silly you. Fortunately I took the precaution to have another one made. | Have ye brought some rum for yer ol' mate Frank? | Now a deal's a deal, I'll tell ye about the treasure. I used to serve under a pirate captain called One-Eyed Hector. | Hector were very successful and became very rich. But about a year ago we were boarded by the Customs and Excise Agents. | ||
| Professor Oddenstein | 50 | 35 | Be careful in here. | Lots of dangerous equipment in here. | Nothing at the moment, | as it's broken. | It's meant to be a transmutation machine. | ||
| Klarense | 50 | 29 | You're interested in a trip on the Lady Lumbridge are | you? I admit she looks fine, but she isn't seaworthy | right now. | Wow! You sure are lucky! Seems the Lady Lumbridge just washed right up into the dock by herself! | She's pretty badly damaged, though... | ||
| Baraek | 50 | 24 | Yeah, sure. They're 20 gold coins each. | Well, my best price is 18 coins. | Well, I can't go any cheaper than that mate. | I have a family to feed. | It's your loss mate. | ||
| Grew | 50 | 24 | What are you doing here, morsel? | I have nothing left for you but the cooking pot! | You lie to me, morsel! | Stupid morsel, I have another. | Take it and go now before I lose my temper. | ||
| Billy Rehnison | 50 | 23 | Yes she was staying here, | but slightly over a week ago | she was getting ready to go back. | However she never managed to leave. | My daughter Milli was playing near the west wall | ||
| Martha Rehnison | 50 | 23 | Yes she was staying here, | but slightly over a week ago | she was getting ready to go back. | However she never managed to leave. | My daughter Milli was playing near the west wall | ||
| Milli Rehnison | 50 | 23 | Yes she was staying here, | but slightly over a week ago | she was getting ready to go back. | However she never managed to leave. | My daughter Milli was playing near the west wall | ||
| Seer | 50 | 23 | Remember, whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. | Knowledge comes from experience, power comes from battleaxes. | Well you have come to the right place. | I am a master of animal detection. | Do you need to locate any particular scorpion? | ||
| Ted Rehnison | 50 | 23 | Yes she was staying here, | but slightly over a week ago | she was getting ready to go back. | However she never managed to leave. | My daughter Milli was playing near the west wall | ||
| Hudon | 50 | 21 | What do you want? | Don't play nice with me, | I know you're looking for the treasure too. | I'll go home when I've found the treasure. | I'm going to be a rich man. | ||
| Pirate Guard | 50 | 21 | Batton down the hatches there's a storm brewin! | Ahoy there! | Arrh! I be in search of buried treasure! | Avast behind! | All hands on deck! | ||
| Toban | 50 | 21 | The small thing returns; what do you want now? | Have you arrived for dinner? | Hahaha! Be gone, small thing! | Small thing, you lie to me! | I always says that small things are big trouble. | ||
| Fishing spot | 50 | 20 | Okay folks, time's up! | Let's see who caught the biggest fish! | Hey, you need to pay to enter the competition first! Only 5 gp entrance fee! | ... | My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright. | ||
| Fishing spot | 50 | 20 | Okay folks, time's up! | Let's see who caught the biggest fish! | Hey, you need to pay to enter the competition first! Only 5 gp entrance fee! | ... | My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright. | ||
| Fishing spot | 50 | 20 | Okay folks, time's up! | Let's see who caught the biggest fish! | Hey, you need to pay to enter the competition first! Only 5 gp entrance fee! | ... | My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright. | ||
| Fishing spot | 50 | 20 | Okay folks, time's up! | Let's see who caught the biggest fish! | Hey, you need to pay to enter the competition first! Only 5 gp entrance fee! | ... | My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright. | ||
| Wormbrain | 50 | 20 | Me not sure. Me pick some stuff up and take it away. | Umm...no. | Oh, right. | So? Why should I be giving it to you? What you do for Wormbrain? | Be dat way then. | ||
| Foreman | 50 | 18 | That's right, and you are...? | Right. Glough sent a human? | Hmm...in that case we'd better go to my office. | Follow me. | Tell me again why you're here. | ||
| Winelda | 50 | 17 | Good! Good! My potion is nearly ready! Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble! | Now we shows them ours magic! Hold on tight! | Have you got roots for poor Winelda? | We needs 20 rooteses! | We needs 20 Limpwurt roots for pot. | ||
| A Sinister Stranger | 50 | 17 | ... | My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright. | Just because I can't stand the smell of garlic | and I don't like bright sunlight | doesn't necessarily mean I'm a vampire! | ||
| Carol | 50 | 15 | Well, ask what you want to know then. | I don't know. I think it's very convenient | that you have arrived here so soon after it happened. | Maybe it was you. | Why? Are you accusing me of something? | ||
| Woman | 50 | 14 | Do you require any assistance? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Man | 50 | 14 | Do you require any assistance? | No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. | If you want to do some trading, | there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. | I'm sorry I can't help you there. | ||
| Hops | 50 | 12 | Hops don't wanna talk now. | Try different world, HIC! | I suppose I'd better get going. | I'll meet you at the Dancing Donkey Inn. | Sounds like pretty thirsty work. | ||
| Hops | 50 | 12 | Hops don't wanna talk now. | Try different world, HIC! | I suppose I'd better get going. | I'll meet you at the Dancing Donkey Inn. | Sounds like pretty thirsty work. | ||
| Grip | 50 | 12 | Ah good, at last. You took your time getting here! Now let me see... | I'll get your hours and duty roster sorted out in a while. Oh, and do you have your I.D. papers with you? Internal security is almost as important as external security for a guard. | Well that's no good! Go get them immediately, then report back for duty. | Well, I might post you outside it sometimes. | I prefer to be the only one allowed inside however. | ||
| Candle maker | 50 | 11 | Have you got any wax yet? | Hi! Would you be interested | in some of my fine candles? | BLACK candles??? | Hmmm. In the candle making trade, | ||
| Fisherman | 50 | 11 | Hi! I don't get many visitors here! | Not amazing. | Not many fish can live in this gungey stuff. | I remember when this was a pleasant river | teeming with every sort of fish... | ||
| Dr Harlow | 50 | 11 | Buy me a drrink pleassh... | Morgan you shhay..? | Buy me a beer... then I'll teash you what you need to know... | Buy ush a drink anyway... | Cheersh matey... | ||
| Silk merchant | 50 | 11 | Ah I may be interested in that. What sort of price were you looking at per piece of silk? | Ok suits me. | 80 coins? That's a bit steep! | How about 40 coins? | Done. | ||
| Horacio | 50 | 10 | It's a fine day to be out in the garden isn't it? | Days like these make me glad to be alive! | My name is Horacio Dobson. I'm the gardener to Lord Handelmort. Take a look around this beautiful garden, all of this is my handiwork. | That I do! | Ah, I'm used to all that. I have | ||
| Wyson the gardener | 50 | 10 | I'm the gardener around here. | Do you have any gardening that needs doing? | How much are you willing to pay? | No no, that's far too little. | Woad leaves are hard to get. | ||
| Fadli | 50 | 9 | What? | You can store your stuff here if you want. You can dump anything you don't want to carry whilst you're fighting duels and then pick it up again on the way out. | To be honest I'm wasted here. | I should be winning duels in the arena! I'm the best warrior in Al Kharid! | Isn't it obvious? | ||
| Bob | 50 | 8 | I suppose I had better talk to you then. | I don't really care as long as no one thinks it's me. Maybe it was that strange poison seller who headed towards the seers village. | I was walking by myself in the garden. | No. But I was. | It's some red thread. I suppose you think that's some kind of clue? It looks like the material my trousers are made of | ||
| Colonel Radick | 50 | 8 | Who goes there? | Friend or foe? | Ok good to hear it. | Oh righty... | Yanille is on the southwest border of Kandarin, | ||
| Ned | 50 | 8 | Ah! There you are! Ready to go? | Well, you go do whatever you need to do. I'll wait here for you until you're ready. | Um... I think we're there. I probably should have paid closer attention. | Well when we arrived, the ship took a nasty jar from those rocks. | We may be stranded. | ||
| Magic Instructor | 50 | 8 | Good day newcomer. | My name is Terrova. | I'm here to tell you about magic. | Let's start by opening your spell list. | All you have to do is open the magic interface by clicking on the flashing icon. | ||
| Sigbert the Adventurer | 50 | 8 | I'd be very careful going down there friend. | Salarin the twisted. | One of Kandarin's most dangerous chaos druids. | I tried to take him on, then suddenly felt immensely weak. | I hear he's susceptible to attacks from the mind. | ||
| Fisherman | 50 | 7 | Keep away human... | Leave or face the deep blue... | You will all end up in the blue... | Deep deep under the blue... | Must find family... | ||
| Fisherman | 50 | 7 | Keep away human... | Leave or face the deep blue... | You will all end up in the blue... | Deep deep under the blue... | Must find family... | ||
| Fisherman | 50 | 7 | Keep away human... | Leave or face the deep blue... | You will all end up in the blue... | Deep deep under the blue... | Must find family... | ||
| Fisherman | 50 | 7 | Keep away human... | Leave or face the deep blue... | You will all end up in the blue... | Deep deep under the blue... | Must find family... | ||
| Peasant | 50 | 6 | Woe is me! | Our crops are all failing... | how shall I feed myself this winter? | Oh happy day! | Suddenly our crops are growing again! | ||
| Mysterious Old Man | 50 | 6 | Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to <.displayname>. | However <.text_gender("he","she")> appears to be ignorning me... | Sorry, but I'm trying to talk to another player. | However, they appear to be ignoring me... | Goodbye. | ||
| Murphy | 50 | 6 | Whoooahh sailor! | Hah! .. the soft land lovers lost their sea legs have they? | We're too far out now, It'd be dangerous | That's the attitude sailor...Aaaaar! | Ok, ok, I'll try, but don't say I didn't warn you... | ||
| Murphy | 50 | 6 | Whoooahh sailor! | Hah! .. the soft land lovers lost their sea legs have they? | We're too far out now, It'd be dangerous | That's the attitude sailor...Aaaaar! | Ok, ok, I'll try, but don't say I didn't warn you... | ||
| Peksa | 50 | 6 | Are you interested in buying or selling a helmet? | Now how could you know about that, I wonder? | Mind you, I don't have it anymore. | I gave it as a present to my brother Ivor when I visited our outpost northwest of Camelot. | Well, actually I hid it in his bed so it would nip him. | ||
| Tower Advisor | 50 | 6 | Hi. We are in charge of this practice area. | Surrounding us are four towers. Each tower contains trained archers of a different level. You'll notice it's quite a distance, so you'll need a longbow. | As you're not very skilled, so I advise you to practise on the north tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You seem to have some skill, so I advise you to practice on the east tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You appear to be fairly skilled with a bow, so I advise you to practice on the south tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | ||
| Tower Advisor | 50 | 6 | Hi. We are in charge of this practice area. | Surrounding us are four towers. Each tower contains trained archers of a different level. You'll notice it's quite a distance, so you'll need a longbow. | As you're not very skilled, so I advise you to practise on the north tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You seem to have some skill, so I advise you to practice on the east tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You appear to be fairly skilled with a bow, so I advise you to practice on the south tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | ||
| Tower Advisor | 50 | 6 | Hi. We are in charge of this practice area. | Surrounding us are four towers. Each tower contains trained archers of a different level. You'll notice it's quite a distance, so you'll need a longbow. | As you're not very skilled, so I advise you to practise on the north tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You seem to have some skill, so I advise you to practice on the east tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You appear to be fairly skilled with a bow, so I advise you to practice on the south tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | ||
| Tower Advisor | 50 | 6 | Hi. We are in charge of this practice area. | Surrounding us are four towers. Each tower contains trained archers of a different level. You'll notice it's quite a distance, so you'll need a longbow. | As you're not very skilled, so I advise you to practise on the north tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You seem to have some skill, so I advise you to practice on the east tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | You appear to be fairly skilled with a bow, so I advise you to practice on the south tower. That'll provide the best challenge for you. | ||
| Peasant | 50 | 6 | Woe is me! | Our crops are all failing... | how shall I feed myself this winter? | Oh happy day! | Suddenly our crops are growing again! | ||
| Fairy | 50 | 5 | This ladder will take you out of Zanaris. | It leads to the place known as Al Kharid in your realm. | Once passed you can not return this way. | Before leaving make sure that you have fully sampled the delights of our marketplace. | As you wish. | ||
| Gorad | 50 | 5 | You shut your face! I smack you till you dead and sorry! | You know who I is? | I hit you! | I am Gorad, and you are tiny. | Go now and I won't chase you! | ||
| Hazelmere | 50 | 5 | Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah...blah! | Blah, blah...Daconia...blah, blah. | Blah, blah? | Blah, blah, blah...blah! | Blah, blah. | ||
| Ulizius | 50 | 5 | What... Oh, don't creep up on me like that... I thought you were a Ghast! | Yes of course my friend, you seem to be able to handle yourself with those ghasts really well. | Absolutely not. I've been given strict instructions not to let anyone through. It's just too dangerous. No one gets in without Drezels say so! | Oh, he's in the temple, just go back over the bridge, down the ladder and along the hallway, you can't miss him. | Ok, on your way then! | ||
| Captain Barnaby | 50 | 4 | Do you want to go on a trip to <$dest>? | The trip will cost you 30 coins. | No I need to stay alive, | I have a wife and family to support. | |||
| Captain Tobias | 50 | 4 | Do you want to go on a trip to <$dest>? | The trip will cost you 30 coins. | No I need to stay alive, | I have a wife and family to support. | |||
| Fairy Queen | 50 | 4 | Clearly you come from a plane dependent on sunlight. | Down here, the plants grow in the aura of faerie. | Zanaris is a meeting point of cultures. | Those from many worlds converge here to exchange knowledge and goods. | |||
| Goblin | 50 | 4 | Green armour best. | I forgot now, | but General Wartface says it is. | So it must be. | |||
| Drunken Dwarf | 50 | 4 | You're not my matey! | 'Ave a good 'un buddy! | I 'new it were you matey! | 'Ere, have some ob the good stuff! | |||
| Master crafter | 50 | 4 | Yeah? | Whassup? | Dude, do I look like I wanna talk to you? | Right on! | |||
| Seaman Lorris | 50 | 4 | Do you want to go on a trip to <$dest>? | The trip will cost you 30 coins. | No I need to stay alive, | I have a wife and family to support. | |||
| Seaman Thresnor | 50 | 4 | Do you want to go on a trip to <$dest>? | The trip will cost you 30 coins. | No I need to stay alive, | I have a wife and family to support. | |||
| Cave monk | 50 | 3 | Be careful going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods, | so our prayers seem to have less effect down there. Oh, also, you won't be able to come back this way - This ladder only goes one way! | The only exit from the caves below is a portal which leads only to the deepest wilderness! | ||||
| Eadburg | 50 | 3 | The stew for the servant's main meal. | Bye. | I know, I had to work hard to get this position. | ||||
| Servant | 50 | 3 | Hi! | Look, I'd better not talk. I'll get in trouble. | If you want someone to show you round the castle ask Eohric, the Head Servant. | ||||
| Door man | 50 | 3 | You cannot pass through this door without paying the trading tax. | One diamond. | Nope. Those are the rules. | ||||
| Goblin | 50 | 3 | Red armour best! | Cos General Bentnoze says so, | and he bigger than me. | ||||
| Holgart | 50 | 3 | You're right. It all sounds pretty creepy. | Someway off mainland still. | You'd better see if me old matey's okay. | ||||
| Irksol | 50 | 3 | Selling ruby rings! The best deals on rings in over twenty four hundred planes of existence! | Aha! A connoisseur! Check out these beauties! | Fair enough. | ||||
| Fancy dress shop owner | 50 | 3 | Sorry, we're closed at the moment. | Now you look like someone who goes to a lot of fancy dress parties. | I'm just saying that perhaps you would like to peruse my selection of garments. | ||||
| Diango | 50 | 2 | Howdy there partner! | Want to see my toy horseys? | |||||
| Brian | 50 | 2 | Yep, take a look at these great axes! | 'Ello! | |||||
| Man | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| Man | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| Man | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| Woman | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| Woman | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| Woman | 50 | 2 | Hmm... you smell strange... | Like a human! | |||||
| chadwell | 50 | 2 | Good day. What can I get you? | Okay then. | |||||
| Archer | 50 | 2 | Thank goodness you opened that door! | I've been trapped here since last night! | |||||
| Archer | 50 | 2 | Thank goodness you opened that door! | I've been trapped here since last night! | |||||
| Archer | 50 | 2 | Thank goodness you opened that door! | I've been trapped here since last night! | |||||
| Burntmeat | 50 | 2 | Hmm? What human do in troll kitchen? Burntmeat tired of cooking goats. Human look tasty. | Hmm. Burntmeat think you probably right. What human doing here? | |||||
| Jakut | 50 | 2 | Dragon swords! Here, Dragon swords! | Straight from Frenaskrae! | |||||
| Louie legs | 50 | 2 | Hey, wanna buy some armour? | I provide items to help you keep your legs! | |||||
| Noterazzo | 50 | 2 | Hey wanna trade? I'll give the best deals you can find. | The general stores in Asgarnia and Misthalin are heavily taxed. It really makes it hard for them to run an effective business. For some reason taxmen don't visit my store. | |||||
| Ranael | 50 | 2 | Do you want to buy any armoured skirts? | Designed especially for ladies who like to fight. | |||||
| Recruiter | 50 | 2 | Citizens of West Ardougne! King Tyras needs you for his Royal Army! Who will join this noble cause? | Tyras will be informed of these words of treason! | |||||
| Scavvo | 50 | 2 | 'Ello matey! | D'ya wanna buy some exciting new toys? | |||||
| Monk of Entrana | 50 | 2 | Do you wish to leave holy Entrana? | Okay, let's board... | |||||
| Silver merchant | 50 | 2 | Silver! Silver! | Best prices for buying and selling in all Kandarin! | |||||
| Man | 50 | 2 | Not just yet. The swamp has flooded the roads again, it's unsafe to pass. | Who can tell? It's one of the drawbacks to living in a swamp. You get used to it after a while. | |||||
| Zambo | 50 | 2 | Hey, are you wanting to try some of my fine wines and spirits? All brewed locally on Karamja island. | Ah, you'll be wanting some Ape Bite Liqueur then. It's got a lovely banana taste, and it'll only cost you 7 coins. | |||||
| Cassie | 50 | 1 | I buy and sell shields, do you want to trade? | ||||||
| Kardia | 50 | 1 | Get away... Far away from here! | ||||||
| Witches cat | 50 | 1 | Get away... Far away from here! | ||||||
| Sergeant | 50 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Sergeant | 50 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Gem merchant | 50 | 1 | Here, look at my lovely gems. | ||||||
| Herquin | 50 | 1 | Why yes this a jewel shop after all. | ||||||
| Spice seller | 50 | 1 | Are you interested in buying or selling spice? | ||||||
| Priest | 50 | 1 | I wish there was more I could do for these people. | ||||||
| Ghost | 50 | 1 | We are waiting for you to join us. | ||||||
| Chemist | 48 | 19 | It's very nice that you've come all the way down here, but I really don't have time to talk at the moment. Maybe if you come back later on a members' world I'll be able to help. | Oh hello, do you need more touch paper? | Ok, here you go. | Oh.. ok then... hello. | Sorry, I'm afraid we're just closing now. You'll have to come back another time. | ||
| Kalron | 48 | 14 | Gotta find a way out. | We built this maze for protection | but I can't get used to it. | I'm always getting lost. | Oh my. I'll never find my way back | ||
| Bedabin Nomad Guard | 48 | 12 | Sorry, but you can't use the tent without permission. | But thanks for all your help with the Bedabin people. | Oh, I remember you; yeah go on in. Hope the weapon construction is going okay. | Sorry, but you can't use the tent without permission. Orders of Al Shabim. | Sorry, no one is allowed to enter. | ||
| Fat tony | 48 | 11 | Go away I'm very busy! | I'm cooking pizzas for the people in this camp. | Not that these louts appreciate my gourmet cooking! | Well I guess I can sell you some half made pizzas. | Well I'm an outlaw. | ||
| Captain Shanks | 48 | 9 | Oh dear, this ship is in a terrible state. And I just can't get the items I need to repair it because Shilo village is overrun with zombies. | Hello there shipmate! I sail to Khazard Port and to Port Sarim. Where are you bound? | I see you don't have a ticket for the ship, my colleague normally only sells them in Shilo village. But I could sell you one for a small additional charge. Shall we say <tostring($price)> gold pieces | Sorry me old shipmate, but you seem to be financially challenged at the moment. Come back when your coffers are full! | It's a good deal and no mistake. Here you go me old shipmate, here's your ticket. | ||
| Carla | 48 | 9 | Oh, hello. | My son fell ill with the plague... | It would be easier to cope with if I could have spent his last few days with him. | Those mourners came and whisked him away. He didn't even seem that ill, I thought it was a common cold... But the mourners said that he was infected and had to be taken away. | Two days later the mourners returned and told me he had died. | ||
| Doric | 47 | 136 | Hey who said you could use that! My anvils get enough work with my own use. I make pickaxes, and it takes a lot of hard work. | If you could get me some more materials then I could let you use them. | That is your choice. | Hello traveller, what brings you to my humble smithy? | My anvils get enough work with my own use. I make amulets, it takes a lot of work. If you could get me some more materials, I could let you use them. | ||
| Cook | 46 | 29 | What am I to do? | How is the adventuring going, my friend? | Glad to hear it. | Ah well, at least you keep coming back to life! | Err thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really. | ||
| General Bentnoze | 46 | 18 | That not much use - human go fetch it! | Thank you human! | That not right! | Human do puzzle for me! | Aha, that'd be Wormbrain. | ||
| Sir Lancelot | 46 | 14 | Greetings! I am Sir Lancelot, the greatest Knight in the land! What do you want? | The Grail? Ha! Frankly, little <text_gender("man","lady")>, you're not in that league. | You got lucky with freeing Merlin but there's no way a puny wannabe like you is going to find the Holy Grail where so many others have failed. | I have every right to be proud of myself. | My prowess in battle is world renowned! | ||
| Guard | 46 | 3 | Please don't disturb me, I've got to keep any eye out for suspicious individuals. | Halt. I need to conduct a search on you. There have been reports of someone bringing a virus into Varrock. | You may now pass. | ||||
| Grum | 46 | 2 | Would you like to buy or sell some gold jewellery? | Get out then! We don't want any riff-raff in here. | |||||
| Juliet | 45 | 37 | Have you seen Romeo? | He will reward you for your help. | He is the wealth in this story. | I am just the glamour. | Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? | ||
| Sea slug | 45 | 13 | No, I want my daddy! | He went to get help days ago. | The nasty fishermen tried to throw | me and daddy into the sea. | So he told me to hide here. | ||
| Local Gnome | 44 | 12 | Little man stronger than big man. Hee hee, lardi dee, lardi da. | Must save the orbs and kill the Khazard warlord. | That will be fun, hee hee. | Soon we're gonna have the sacred ceremony | and boy am I going to party. | ||
| Traiborn | 42 | 40 | How are you doing finding bones? | Never mind. Keep working on it. | Give 'em here then. | Ello young thingummywut. | Sir Prysin? Who's that? What would I want his key for? | ||
| Councillor Halgrive | 42 | 39 | I've been better. | You may or may not be aware, | but a plague has spread across West Ardougne. | Now, so far, our efforts to contain it have | been largely successful, for the most part. | ||
| Barbarian guard | 42 | 21 | Oi, whaddya want? | Barbarians only. | Are you a barbarian? | You don't look like one. | If you're a barbarian you need to be able to drink like one. We barbarians like a good drink. | ||
| Hassan | 42 | 9 | Greetings I am Hassan, Chancellor to the Emir of Al- Kharid. | I need the services of someone, yes. If you are interested, see the spymaster, Osman. I manage the finances here. Come to me when you need payment. | We manage, in our humble way. We are a wealthy town and we have water. It cures many thirsts. | You are welcome. They are not expensive. We have them here to stop the elite guard being bothered. They are a little harder to kill. | You have the eternal gratitude of the Emir for rescuing his son. I am authorised to pay you 700 coins. | ||
| Enclave guard | 42 | 8 | Stop bothering me, minion! | What do you want? | Oh you do, do you? | How about 'no'? | You dare mock me, creature! | ||
| Border Guard | 42 | 4 | You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid. | You must pay a toll of 10 gold coins to pass. | Ok suit yourself. | The money goes to the city of Al-Kharid. | |||
| Border Guard | 42 | 4 | You may pass for free, you are a friend of Al-Kharid. | You must pay a toll of 10 gold coins to pass. | Ok suit yourself. | The money goes to the city of Al-Kharid. | |||
| White Knight | 42 | 2 | Hi! | Oh...er...nothing! | |||||
| Fortress Guard | 42 | 2 | Get lost. This is private property. | Hey! Get back on duty! | |||||
| Goblin guard | 42 | 2 | What are you doing here? | This is our domain now. Begone foul human! | |||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Soldier | 42 | 1 | Yes! | ||||||
| Tower guard | 42 | 1 | We are the tower guards - our business is our own! | ||||||
| Leela | 41 | 41 | That is no concern of yours, adventurer. | My father sent this key for you. | Be careful not to lose it. | Foolish <text_gender("man","woman")>! A new key will cost 15 coins. | Then come back to me when you do. | ||
| Johnathon | 40 | 21 | I am so very tired... Leave me be... to rest... | I'm feeling alright now, thanks. | That... I am... | The.. poison.. it is all.. too much... My head... will not... stop spinning... | What... what did that spider... DO to me? I... I feel so weak... I can hardly... think at all... | ||
| Dalal | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Afrah | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Jeed | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Ima | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Sabeil | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Jadid | 40 | 20 | Ooh. This is exciting! | I wouldn't want to be the poor guy that has to clean up after the duels. | My son just won his first duel! | He ripped his opponent in half! | He's only 10 as well! | ||
| Local | 40 | 15 | You're the guy who beat Bouncer, amazing! | That makes you a champion to many, but you'd better get out of here while you still can. General Khazard liked that brute. | Hey you're the guy from the arena! How'd you get out! | Hello stranger. Khazard's got some great fights lined up this week. I can't wait. | Please, I haven't done anything | ||
| Child | 40 | 1 | I'm not allowed to speak with strangers. | ||||||
| Child | 40 | 1 | I'm not allowed to speak with strangers. | ||||||
| Alrena | 39 | 17 | Oh, hello there. | Not too bad... I've just got some | troubles on my mind... | Yes he told me. I've begun making your special gas mask, but I need some <lowercase(oc_name(dwellberries))> to finish it. | The best place to look is in McGrubor's Wood to the north. | ||
| Sir Mordred | 39 | 16 | You DARE to invade MY stronghold?!?! | Have at thee knave!!! | STOP! Please... spare my son. | You have guessed correctly that I'm responsible for that. | I suppose I can live with that fool Merlin being loose for the sake of my son. | ||
| Sir Gawain | 39 | 15 | Good day to you <text_gender("sir","madam")>! | The Grail? That is truly a noble quest indeed. None but Galahad have come close. | He used to be one of the Knights of the Round Table, but he mysteriously disappeared many years ago. | That is a good question. | I'm afraid I don't have the answer. | ||
| Charlie the cook | 38 | 25 | Hey! What are you doing back here? | Well get out! This kitchen isn't for exploring! It's a private establishment! It's out of bounds to customers! | Aaaaaah... a fellow Phoenix! So, tell me compadre... what | brings you to sunny Brimhaven? | Well, can't say I blame you compadre. I used to be a | ||
| Fred the Farmer | 38 | 16 | What are you doing on my land? You're not the one keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep? | You're after a quest, you say? Actually I could do with a bit of help. | My sheep are getting mighty woolly. I'd be much obliged if you could shear them. And while you're at it spin the wool for me too. | Yes, that's it. Bring me 20 balls of wool. And I'm sure I could sort out some sort of payment. Of course, there's the small matter of The Thing. | What, on my land? Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel! | ||
| Chancy | 38 | 15 | Hush - I'm trying to perfect the art of dealing off the bottom of the deck. Whatever you want, come back later on a members' world and I'll speak to you then. | Look, I've got your vial but I'm not taking two. | I always like to play the percentages. | Tssch... that chemist asks for a lot for the wages he pays. | Nah... I just use my initiative here and there. | ||
| Chancy | 38 | 15 | Hush - I'm trying to perfect the art of dealing off the bottom of the deck. Whatever you want, come back later on a members' world and I'll speak to you then. | Look, I've got your vial but I'm not taking two. | I always like to play the percentages. | Tssch... that chemist asks for a lot for the wages he pays. | Nah... I just use my initiative here and there. | ||
| Shamus | 38 | 15 | Ay yer big elephant! Yer've caught me, to be sure! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus then? | Well you'll have to be catchin' me again when yer are, elephant! | Zanaris is it now? Well well well... Yer'll be needing to be going to that funny little shed out there in the swamp, so you will. | Aye that it is! | Ah yer stupid elephant! The city isn't IN the shed! The doorway to the shed is being a portal to Zanaris, so it is. | ||
| Man | 38 | 14 | We don't have good days here anymore. Curse King Tyras. | His army curses our city with this plague then wanders off again, leaving us to clear up the pieces. | Not heard of her. | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Man | 38 | 14 | We don't have good days here anymore. Curse King Tyras. | His army curses our city with this plague then wanders off again, leaving us to clear up the pieces. | Not heard of her. | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | ||
| Man | 38 | 14 | We don't have good days here anymore. Curse King Tyras. | His army curses our city with this plague then wanders off again, leaving us to clear up the pieces. | Not heard of her. | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| Woman | 38 | 14 | Life is tough. | Plague? Pah, that's no excuse for the treatment we've received. It's obvious pretty quickly if someone has the plague. | I'm thinking about making a break for it. I'm perfectly healthy, not gonna infect anyone. | Well, ain't much either you or me can do about it. | I've not heard of her. Old <nc_name(jethick)> knows a lot of people, maybe he'll know where you can find her. | ||
| General Wartface | 38 | 10 | Red armour best. | Go away, human, we busy. | Green armour best. | No, it was earlier. There was a guy in here saying the goblins up by the mountain are arguing again. Of all things, about the colour of their armour. | Knowing the goblins, it could easily turn into a full blown war. Which wouldn't be good. Goblin wars make such a mess of the countryside. | ||
| Gunthor the brave | 38 | 7 | Ah, you've come for a fight! | What do you want? | A fight! | You look funny! | Wanna fight? | ||
| Khazard barman | 38 | 7 | Hi, what can I get you? We have a range of quality brews. | That'll be two coins please. | There you go, that's two gold coins. | If you want to see the action around here you should visit the famous Khazard fight arena. I've seen some grand battles in my time. Ogres, goblins, even dragons have fought there. | Although you have to feel sorry for some of the slaves sent in there. | ||
| Monk | 38 | 5 | Yes, Saradomin has certainly blessed us today! | None of your business. Get lost. | No, we've looked for ages but haven't... Hey! | Wait a minute! How did you know about that? | ...You tricked me. I'm not talking to you anymore. | ||
| Prince Ali | 38 | 4 | I owe you my life for that escape. | You cannot help me this time, they know who you are. | Go in peace, friend of Al-Kharid. | That is very very kind of you, how do I get out? | |||
| Ogre chieftain | 38 | 1 | Grrr! Go away from me, vermin! | ||||||
| Lady Keli | 36 | 29 | I am Keli, you have heard of me then? | That's very kind of you to say. Reputations are not easily earned. I have managed to succeed where many fail. | There's always someone ready to spread rumours. | I hear all sort of ridiculous things these days. | I have used a sword since I was a small girl. | ||
| Escaping slave. | 35 | 81 | Oh bother, I was caught by the guards again... Listen, if you can get me some Desert Clothes, I'll trade you for my slaves clothes again.. Do you want to trade? | Not much to do here but mine all day long. | Do you have the Desert Clothes yet? | Hello again, do you want to try and unlock my chains? I'd really appreciate it! | You look like a new 'recruit'. How long have you been here? | ||
| Female slave | 35 | 81 | Oh bother, I was caught by the guards again... Listen, if you can get me some Desert Clothes, I'll trade you for my slaves clothes again.. Do you want to trade? | Not much to do here but mine all day long. | Do you have the Desert Clothes yet? | Hello again, do you want to try and unlock my chains? I'd really appreciate it! | You look like a new 'recruit'. How long have you been here? | ||
| Male slave | 35 | 81 | Oh bother, I was caught by the guards again... Listen, if you can get me some Desert Clothes, I'll trade you for my slaves clothes again.. Do you want to trade? | Not much to do here but mine all day long. | Do you have the Desert Clothes yet? | Hello again, do you want to try and unlock my chains? I'd really appreciate it! | You look like a new 'recruit'. How long have you been here? | ||
| Rowdy slave | 35 | 81 | Oh bother, I was caught by the guards again... Listen, if you can get me some Desert Clothes, I'll trade you for my slaves clothes again.. Do you want to trade? | Not much to do here but mine all day long. | Do you have the Desert Clothes yet? | Hello again, do you want to try and unlock my chains? I'd really appreciate it! | You look like a new 'recruit'. How long have you been here? | ||
| Sir Harry | 35 | 5 | Watch your back, the undead are about here... | You should leave this place now traveller, I heard the crashing of rocks further down the cavern. Iban must be restless. | I doubt not that Zamorak still influences these caverns. A little further on lies the great door of Iban. We've tried everything, but it will not let us enter. Leave now before Iban awakes and it's too late. | Traveller, what are you doing in this most unholy place? | You've done well to get this far traveller, here eat... | ||
| Sir Jerro | 35 | 4 | You should leave this place now traveller, I heard the crashing of rocks further down the cavern. Iban must be restless. | I doubt not that Zamorak still influences these caverns. A little further on lies the great door of Iban. We've tried everything, but it will not let us enter. Leave now before Iban awakes and it's too late. | Traveller, what are you doing in this most unholy place? | You've done well to get this far traveller, here eat... | |||
| Shop keeper | 35 | 2 | Can I help you at all? | Take a look. | |||||
| Ogre guard | 34 | 60 | I know you, creature; you may pass. | Creature, did you bring me the gold? | It's brought it! On your way. | No gold, no passage. | Get out of this city! | ||
| Ogre guard | 34 | 60 | I know you, creature; you may pass. | Creature, did you bring me the gold? | It's brought it! On your way. | No gold, no passage. | Get out of this city! | ||
| Ogre guard | 34 | 60 | I know you, creature; you may pass. | Creature, did you bring me the gold? | It's brought it! On your way. | No gold, no passage. | Get out of this city! | ||
| Ogre guard | 34 | 60 | I know you, creature; you may pass. | Creature, did you bring me the gold? | It's brought it! On your way. | No gold, no passage. | Get out of this city! | ||
| Denulth | 34 | 59 | Welcome back friend! | Hello citizen, how can I help? | Hello citizen, is there anything you'd like to know? | Oh, what great news! You should hurry to tell Dunstan, he will be overjoyed! | ...and? | ||
| Boulder | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Koftik | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Koftik | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Koftik | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Koftik | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Koftik | 34 | 42 | Hello Adventurer, how's things? | I'm good... just keeping an eye out. | Always a pleasure squire. Have you informed the king about Iban? | Traveller, this is no time to linger. The King must know that Iban is dead. This is a truly historical moment for Ardougne. | Good to hear, the sooner we find King Tyras the better. | ||
| Barbarian | 34 | 12 | Hello! | Good day, my dear fellow. | Ugh! | Grr! | Wanna fight? | ||
| Hobbes | 34 | 12 | This is private property! Please leave! | How can I help? | Well, in my considered opinion it must be David. The man is nothing more than a bully And I happen to know that poor Lord Sinclair and David had a massive argument in the living | room about the way he treats the staff, the other day. I did not intend to overhear their conversation, but they were shouting so loudly I could not help but Overhear it. David definitely used the words | 'I am going to kill you!' as well. I think he should be the prime suspect. He has a nasty temper that one. | ||
| Archer | 34 | 8 | Not just camping; we're adventurers out on a mission, | sorry I can't share the details with you! | (ahem)...'Guys'? | Well, that's really none of your business. | ...W-what? How did you..? | ||
| King Roald | 32 | 52 | The name on this certificate isn't yours! | I can't give you the reward | unless you do the quest yourself! | You have already claimed the reward. | You can't claim it twice! | ||
| Lucien | 32 | 30 | Ha! Ha! Ha! | You can not kill me human! | Have another, it will remind you of my power! | I seek a hero to go on an important mission! | I told you not to meet me here again! | ||
| Lucien | 32 | 30 | Ha! Ha! Ha! | You can not kill me human! | Have another, it will remind you of my power! | I seek a hero to go on an important mission! | I told you not to meet me here again! | ||
| Elizabeth | 32 | 12 | What's so important you need to bother me with then? | Could have been anyone. The old man was an idiot. He's been asking for it for years. | I was out. | Not really. I don't have to justify myself to the likes of you, you know. I know the King personally you know. Now are we finished here? | Looks like Blue thread to me. If you can't work that out for yourself I don't hold much hope of you solving this crime. | ||
| Klank | 31 | 23 | Hello again adventurer, so you're still around? | Well..yes, but they're not cheap to make. I'll have to sell you a pair... | 5000 coins. | You too adventurer... | Traveller, I hear you plan to destroy Iban? | ||
| Brother Brace | 31 | 18 | Hello, <displayname>. | I'm Brother Brace. I'm here to | tell you all about prayer. | You should open the indicated menu to continue. | This is your prayer list. Prayers can help a lot in combat. Click on the prayer you wish to use to activate it, and click it again to deactivate it. | ||
| Rantz | 30 | 94 | Mee's has, but is not for freeness, dis one cost <tostring($cost)> of da gold coinses. Does you wants it? | Hey you don't got da coins... come back when you have. | Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy? | For da stabbie chucker, I's wanna hunt da chompy! Creature knows what Rantz wants... ...flyin' to stabbie da chompy! | Yeah, is what Rantz sayed, make da stabbers for da stabby chucker! | ||
| Archaeological expert | 30 | 67 | Good day to you. My name is Terry Balando; I am an expert on digsite finds. | I am employed by the museum in Varrock to oversee all finds at this digsite. Anything you find must be reported to me. | Can I help you at all? | Hello there, <displayname>! | Hello again. How goes the archaeology? | ||
| Poison Salesman | 30 | 20 | I'm afraid I'm all sold out of poison at the moment. People know a bargain when they see it! | There was a murder at the Sinclair House??? That's terrible! And I was only there the other day too! They bought the last of my Patented Multi Purpose Poison! | Aaaaah... a miracle of modern apothecaries! | This exclusive concoction has been tested on all known forms of life and been proven to kill them all in varying dilutions from cockroaches to king dragons! | So incredibly versatile, it can be used as pest control, a cleansing agent, drain cleaner, metal polish and washes whiter than white, | ||
| Spirit of Scorpius | 30 | 18 | Who treads upon my grave? | How dare you disturb me! | Indeed, I feel you have beheld the far places in the heavens. | My Lord instructs me to help you. | Here is a mould to make a token for our Lord; | ||
| Barmaid | 30 | 7 | Heehee, this'll be fun! | You'll be after our Hand of Death cocktail, then. | Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail, though, | so it will cost you 70 coins. | Well, you can either have a nice Asgarnian Ale, a Wizard's Mind Bomb or a Dwarven Stout. | ||
| Sir Carl | 30 | 5 | Take care down here, Evil things are abroad... | You should leave this place now traveller, I heard the crashing of rocks further down the cavern. Iban must be restless. | I doubt not that Zamorak still influences these caverns. A little further on lies the great door of Iban. We've tried everything, but it will not let us enter. Leave now before Iban awakes and it's too late. | Traveller, what are you doing in this most unholy place? | You've done well to get this far traveller, here eat... | ||
| Jail guard | 30 | 2 | Can't say, all very secret. You should get out of here. I am not supposed to talk while I guard. | You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man. | |||||
| Wizard Mizgog | 28 | 34 | Hello there. | So how are you doing finding my beads? | Give them here and I'll sort out a reward. | Here's your reward then, | an amulet of accuracy. | ||
| Harold | 26 | 36 | Hi. | *hic* | 'Ello matey! | What? | Oi, you don't have enough money on you! Let's have another game. | ||
| Grubor | 26 | 7 | Hi. I'm a little busy right now. | Yes? What do you want? | Eh? Don't be daft! We don't even HAVE any hedges! | No, go away. | No, I'm busy. | ||
| Wizard | 26 | 7 | Blast! I was in the middle of my magical meditations - now you've gone and spoiled it! Why did you have to interrupt me? | Never mind! Good day to you, sir. | Hahaha you dare talk to a mighty wizard such as myself? I bet you can't even cast windstrike yet amateur! | Hahaha go away amateur! | You're not worthy of joining our great group! | ||
| Wilough | 24 | 133 | That's not much use - go and fetch it! | Thanks <text_gender("mister!","miss")>! | That not right! | My brother reckons I can't solve this puzzle. I can't have him laughing at me! Do me a favour and solve it for me. | We don't talk to strange old people. | ||
| Gnome troop | 22 | 6 | Death to Khazard, and all who serve him. | Draw your sword warrior, | and fight along side us. | I can't talk now, | can't you see we're trying | ||
| Gnome troop | 22 | 6 | Death to Khazard, and all who serve him. | Draw your sword warrior, | and fight along side us. | I can't talk now, | can't you see we're trying | ||
| Mercenary | 21 | 38 | That pineapple was just delicious, many thanks. I don't suppose you could get me another? @dbl@-- The guard looks @dbl@at you pleadingly. | Alright, alright, I was only asking! | Yeah, what do you want? | Yes, what do you want? | Well... I guess that's okay, get on your way though. | ||
| City guard | 21 | 30 | What is it? | Yes, what looks good on a plate with salad? | You! Now go, and bother me no more.) | Grr! Think you are a comedian, eh? | Get lost! | ||
| Ceril Carnillean | 20 | 40 | Blooming, thieving, weirdo cultists! Why don't they leave me alone? String 'em all up, that's what I say! | It's those blooming cultists from the forest! Those freaks keep breaking into my house! | They first broke in months ago and stole a suit of armour. The strange thing is that they've broken in four more times since but taken nothing. | Why, I am Sir Ceril Carnillean! We really are quite a famous bloodline... who've played a vital role in the politics of Ardougne for many generations. | Perhaps you would be able to assist me in returning the stolen armour? For a modest cash reward of course! | ||
| Mining Instructor | 20 | 33 | Hi there... You must be new around here. | So what do I call you? 'Newcomer' | seems so impersonal... and if we're going | to be working together, I'd rather call you by name. | Ok then, <displayname>. My name is Dezzick, and I'm a | ||
| DeVinci | 20 | 17 | Bah! A great artist such as myself should not have to suffer the HUMILIATION of spending time on these dreadful worlds where non-members wander everywhere! | Oh, it's you again. | Please don't distract me now, I'm contemplating the sublime. | Well that's my job yes. | But I don't necessarily define my identity in such black and white terms. | ||
| DeVinci | 20 | 17 | Bah! A great artist such as myself should not have to suffer the HUMILIATION of spending time on these dreadful worlds where non-members wander everywhere! | Oh, it's you again. | Please don't distract me now, I'm contemplating the sublime. | Well that's my job yes. | But I don't necessarily define my identity in such black and white terms. | ||
| Philipe Carnillean | 20 | 11 | Someone killed scruffy. I liked scruffy. He never told me off. | I want my mommy. | Why are you still here? | Have you got me some toys? | Then I don't like you! | ||
| Anna | 20 | 8 | Oh really? What do you want to know then? | It was clearly an intruder. | It was one of our lazy servants then. | In the library. No one else was there so | you'll just have to take my word for it. | ||
| Wizard Frumscone | 20 | 3 | Do you like my magic Zombies? | Feel free to kill them, | there's plenty more where these came from! | ||||
| Glough | 18 | 171 | I warn you now, human: stay out of my affairs! | You're becoming quite annoying traveller! | Where are that darn key? | Leave human, before I have you put in the cage! | You have no idea human! | ||
| Gertrudes cat | 18 | 129 | We don't talk to strange old people. | I don't talk to strange old people. | Weren't you listening? I saw the flea bag | in the old lumber mill just north east of here. | Just walk past the Jolly Boar Inn | ||
| Crate | 18 | 129 | We don't talk to strange old people. | I don't talk to strange old people. | Weren't you listening? I saw the flea bag | in the old lumber mill just north east of here. | Just walk past the Jolly Boar Inn | ||
| Shilop | 18 | 129 | We don't talk to strange old people. | I don't talk to strange old people. | Weren't you listening? I saw the flea bag | in the old lumber mill just north east of here. | Just walk past the Jolly Boar Inn | ||
| Sir Amik Varze | 18 | 26 | I am the leader of the White Knights of Falador. | Why do you seek my audience? | Well I do have a task, but it is very dangerous and it's critical to us that no mistakes are made. I couldn't possibly let an unexperienced quester like yourself go. | Ok, don't break anything. | Well, I need some spy work doing. | ||
| Civillian | 18 | 15 | Oh hello, I'm sorry, I'm a bit worn out. | Oh, It's those mice! They're everywhere! What I really need is a cat. But they're hard to come by nowadays. | Good day to you traveller. | Chasing mice as usual! It's all I seem to do nowadays. | Yes, but what can you do? It's not like there's many cats around here! | ||
| Civillian | 18 | 15 | Oh hello, I'm sorry, I'm a bit worn out. | Oh, It's those mice! They're everywhere! What I really need is a cat. But they're hard to come by nowadays. | Good day to you traveller. | Chasing mice as usual! It's all I seem to do nowadays. | Yes, but what can you do? It's not like there's many cats around here! | ||
| Civillian | 18 | 15 | Oh hello, I'm sorry, I'm a bit worn out. | Oh, It's those mice! They're everywhere! What I really need is a cat. But they're hard to come by nowadays. | Good day to you traveller. | Chasing mice as usual! It's all I seem to do nowadays. | Yes, but what can you do? It's not like there's many cats around here! | ||
| Ana | 17 | 128 | Great! Thanks for getting me out of that mine! And that barrel wasn't too bad anyway! Pop by again sometime, I'm sure we'll have a barrel of laughs! | Oh! I nearly forgot! Here's a key I found in the tunnels. It might be of some use to you, not sure what it opens. Sorry, but I have to go now. | Hello there, I don't think I've seen you before. | I thought so you know! How do you like the hospitality down here? Not exactly Al Kharid town style is it? Well, I guess I'd better get back to work. | Don't want to get into trouble with the guards again. | ||
| Financial Advisor | 15 | 9 | I'm a financial advisor. | I'm here to tell people how to make money. | ...how can you make money. Quite. | Well there are three basic ways of making money here; Combat, Quests and Trading. I will talk you through each of them very quickly. | Let's start with combat, as it is probably still fresh in your mind. Many enemies, both human and monster will drop items when they die. | ||
| Ungadulu | 13 | 114 | Please run for your life... | Go... go now...! | Welcome Vacu, to eternal... | Run, run away... Run like the leopard Bwana! | Ha ha ha! There's no need to use that on me anymore... I'm cured now, remember? | ||
| Rowdy Guard | 13 | 38 | That pineapple was just delicious, many thanks. I don't suppose you could get me another? @dbl@-- The guard looks @dbl@at you pleadingly. | Alright, alright, I was only asking! | Yeah, what do you want? | Yes, what do you want? | Well... I guess that's okay, get on your way though. | ||
| Ogre trader | 13 | 8 | What the human be wantin'? | I suppose so. | As you wish. | Arr, small thing wants my food, does it? | I'll teach you to deal with ogres! | ||
| Ogre trader | 13 | 8 | What the human be wantin'? | I suppose so. | As you wish. | Arr, small thing wants my food, does it? | I'll teach you to deal with ogres! | ||
| Ogre trader | 13 | 8 | What the human be wantin'? | I suppose so. | As you wish. | Arr, small thing wants my food, does it? | I'll teach you to deal with ogres! | ||
| Gypsy | 11 | 51 | How goes the quest? | Well if you need any advice I'm always here, young one. | Ok, hurry, we haven't much time. | Yep, that's right. | Just head south and you should find the stone circle just outside the city gate. | ||
| Og | 8 | 30 | It's the little rat again. | No, I have no more tasks for you, now go away. | Are you blind? I can see you got it even from here! | Grrr, why do I bother? | It's a good job I got another part. | ||
| Ogre shaman | 8 | 2 | Grr! How dare you talk to us. | We will destroy you! | |||||
| Monk of Entrana | 7 | 6 | Do you seek passage to holy Entrana? If so, you must leave your weaponry and armour behind. This is Saradomin's will. | Very well. | Very well. One moment please. | NO WEAPONS OR ARMOUR are permitted on holy Entrana AT ALL. We will not allow you to travel there in breach of mighty Saradomin's edict. | Do not try and deceive us again. Come back when you have laid down your Zamorakian instruments of death. | ||
| Nilhoof | 2 | 19 | Back away! Back away! ....Wait. ...You're human! | Ha ha, listen up. We came here as miners decades ago, completely unaware of the evil that lurked here. There's no way through, not while Iban still rules. He controls the gateway, the only way to the other side. | It once stood as the 'Well of Voyage'. A gateway to the West. Now Iban's moulded it into a pit of the damned, a portal to Zamorak's darkest realms. | He sends his followers there, never to return. Only once Iban is destroyed can the well be restored. | If I knew, I would have slain him already. Seek out the Witch, his guide, his only confidante. Only she knows how to rid us of Iban. | ||
| General Khazard | 0 | 98 | 67 | You might not believe it young one, but you can't kill that which is already dead. | You killed my pet, and yet still you dare to speak to me? | How dare you speak to me, you are a slave of this arena now. | Why would I give them up, those two men are my property now. | What do you want guard? I'm a busy man. | |
| Echned Zekin | 0 | 96 | 34 | Should I take from this that you do not wish to help me gain vengeance on Viyeldi? | Very well, if that is your decision... However, you will not get access to the water... | Very well, return to me when it is done. | Something seems different about you... Your sense of purpose seems not bent to my will... Give me the dagger that you used to slay Viyeldi or taste my wrath! | Why do you return when your task is still incomplete? | |
| Black Knight Titan | 0 | 94 | 9 | @red@I am the Black Knight Titan! | @red@You must pass through | @red@me before you can | @red@continue in this realm! | @red@Puny mortal... | |
| Khazard warlord | 0 | 92 | 13 | You think you're so clever. | You know nothing! | I'll crush you and those pesky little green men! | Go back to your pesky little green friends. | You're out of your depth traveller. | |
| Boulder | 0 | 90 | 34 | Should I take from this that you do not wish to help me gain vengeance on Viyeldi? | Very well, if that is your decision... However, you will not get access to the water... | Very well, return to me when it is done. | Something seems different about you... Your sense of purpose seems not bent to my will... Give me the dagger that you used to slay Viyeldi or taste my wrath! | Why do you return when your task is still incomplete? | |
| Alomone | 0 | 88 | 34 | How did YOU get in here? | I thought I made it clear to the butler you could not be allowed to interfere with our mission. The incompetent fool must be going soft. | Well you won't live long enough to tell anyone! DIE!!! | Can't you see I'm busy??? | Well well well... So we have a new recruit. Clivet told me of your desire to join us in our glorious task to resurrect the mighty Hazeel from his slumber. | |
| Clivet | 0 | 86 | 43 | What do you want adventurer? | You have no business here. Leave.... now. | You mind your business, I'll mind mine. | If you want to stay healthy you'll leave now. | So... that two faced cold hearted snob has made you fall for his propaganda eh? | |
| Hazeel Cultist | 0 | 84 | 11 | Hello. Oh, are you new? | Well, it's always good to have a new recruit. Soon we shall retrive Hazeels' scroll and the ritual to revive him can begin! | What? Who are you and why did you come here? It doesn't matter, leave now adventurer. While you still can. | What? How did you get in here? Who are you and why do you come here? It doesn't matter, you will not live long enough to tell anyone of our hideout! | Leave me alone, can't you see I'm busy? We have a lot to do preparing for the imminent return of Lord Hazeel | |
| Head mourner | 0 | 82 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Jeremy Servil | 0 | 80 | 67 | Please Sir, don't hurt me. | The guard always keeps hold of them. | Thank you, we are truly indebted to you. | I'm sorry to have gotten you into so much trouble. You should run as well, Khazard is too dangerous. | I don't know, but he won't be happy that you've killed his so called pet. | |
| Justin Servil | 0 | 78 | 74 | I'm too old to fight. I'm afraid you'll have to kill that ogre by yourself. | You've incurred the anger of Khazard yourself now. He won't let any of us go easily. | You may laugh, but the name of the General's 'pet' is feared by many in this land. | I don't know, but I can't imagine he'll be happy with you now. | My thanks, we'll be ok now. I suggest you run too, General Khazard is mighty and his anger fearsome. | |
| Straven | 0 | 76 | 91 | You've already given me that intelligence report! | Why are you offering me another copy of it? | Hey! You can't go in there. Only authorised personnel of the VTAM Corporation are allowed beyond this point. | I see. | Carry on? | |
| Shipyard worker | 0 | 74 | 218 | We need double the men to get | this order out on time! | What do you want? | Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise! | It needs to be. | |
| Shipyard worker | 0 | 72 | 218 | We need double the men to get | this order out on time! | What do you want? | Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise! | It needs to be. | |
| Shipyard worker | 0 | 72 | 218 | We need double the men to get | this order out on time! | What do you want? | Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise! | It needs to be. | |
| Roavar | 0 | 70 | 63 | Greetings traveller. Welcome to 'The Hair Of The Dog' Tavern. What can I do you for? | Well that's my speciality! The local brew's named | 'Moonlight Mead' and will set you back 5 gold. | Whaddya say? Fancy a pint? | You see that sign behind me there? | |
| Mercenary | 0 | 68 | 52 | Move along now, we've had enough of your sort! | Well, you've killed our Captain. I guess you've proved yourself in combat. But you've left a horrible mess now. And it's gonna cost you for us to clean it up. Let's say 20 gold and we won't have to get rough with you? | Well, I guess congratulations are in order. | And we'll only charge the paltry sum of.. erm... | @dbl@-- The guards starts to do some mental calculations. -- | |
| Mercenary Captain | 0 | 66 | 38 | Move along now... we've had enough of your sort! | Oh yes and what might that be? | Why, I've never been so insulted in all my days. Prepare to defend yourself wretch, I'll run you through myself! | Be off effendi, you are not wanted around here. | Hmmm, oh yes, what can you do? | |
| Shantay Guard | 0 | 64 | 89 | Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you! | Hello there! What can I do for you? | You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See | Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable | price. | |
| Shantay Guard | 0 | 64 | 89 | Go talk to Shantay. I'm on duty and I don't have time to talk to the likes of you! | Hello there! What can I do for you? | You need a Shantay pass to get through this gate. See | Shantay, he will sell you one for a very reasonable | price. | |
| Khazard Guard | 0 | 62 | 32 | Can I help you stranger? | Oh, you're a guard as well. That's ok then. We don't like strangers around here. | I don't know you stranger. Get off our land. | You're the fiend who killed Bouncer. | Despicable thieving scum, that was good armour. Did you see anyone around here soldier? | |
| Khazard Guard | 0 | 62 | 32 | Can I help you stranger? | Oh, you're a guard as well. That's ok then. We don't like strangers around here. | I don't know you stranger. Get off our land. | You're the fiend who killed Bouncer. | Despicable thieving scum, that was good armour. Did you see anyone around here soldier? | |
| Khazard Guard | 0 | 62 | 32 | Can I help you stranger? | Oh, you're a guard as well. That's ok then. We don't like strangers around here. | I don't know you stranger. Get off our land. | You're the fiend who killed Bouncer. | Despicable thieving scum, that was good armour. Did you see anyone around here soldier? | |
| Khazard Guard | 0 | 62 | 32 | Can I help you stranger? | Oh, you're a guard as well. That's ok then. We don't like strangers around here. | I don't know you stranger. Get off our land. | You're the fiend who killed Bouncer. | Despicable thieving scum, that was good armour. Did you see anyone around here soldier? | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mourner | 0 | 58 | 41 | How did you get in here? | This is a restricted area! | Hello Doc, I feel terrible. | I think it was the stew. | Oh dear oh dear. | |
| Mine cart driver | 0 | 54 | 37 | Hurry up, get in the cart or I'll go without you! | What're you doing carrying that big barrel around? | Put it in the back of the cart like all the others! | Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy? | Can't you see I'm busy? Now get out of here! | |
| Combat Instructor | 0 | 52 | 42 | Do I look like I care? To me you're just another newcomer who thinks they're ready to fight. | I am Vannaka, the greatest swordsman alive. | Let's get started by teaching you to wield a weapon. | Very good, but that little butter knife isn't going to protect you much. Here, take these. | Let's get you equipped. | |
| Irena | 0 | 50 | 97 | Boo hoo! Oh dear, my only daughter.... | Oh dear... my daughter, Ana, has gone missing in the desert. I fear that she is lost, or perhaps... *sob* even worse. | It may already have happened you thoughtless oaf! My daughter, Ana, could be dead or dying in the desert! | Please bring my daughter back to me. She is most likely lost in the Desert somewhere. I miss her so much... Wahhhhh! *Sob* | Hey, great you've found Ana! | |
| Fire Warrior of Lesarkus | 0 | 4 | Who dares to enter the Temple of Ikov! | Pathetic fool! Prepare to die! | I haven't seen a pilgrim for thousands of years! | Temple is closed! | |||
| Guardian of Armadyl | 0 | 48 | 30 | Have you killed Lucien? | Hurry friend! Time is against us! | Halt! You will not leave here with the Staff of Armadyl! | Thou is a foul agent of Lucien! Such an agent must die! | Thou hast ventured deep into the tunnels, you have reached the temple of our master. It is many ages since a pilgrim has come here. | |
| Guardian of Armadyl | 0 | 48 | 30 | Have you killed Lucien? | Hurry friend! Time is against us! | Halt! You will not leave here with the Staff of Armadyl! | Thou is a foul agent of Lucien! Such an agent must die! | Thou hast ventured deep into the tunnels, you have reached the temple of our master. It is many ages since a pilgrim has come here. | |
| Father Urhney | 0 | 46 | 31 | Go away! I'm meditating! | I SAID go AWAY. | Under what grounds??? | What? | But... I don't have a mortgage! | |
| Butler Jones | 0 | 44 | 31 | Why hello there. | That's right. I hear that they had some problems with the last one. | It's an honour to be in your presence again, adventurer. I hope things are well? | Unfortunately, I am still forced to deal with this insufferable family. Many generations have passed, but they are still the enemy. As such, they must be kept a close eye on. | Still, I have no doubt that the time will soon come for me to leave this place. Our lord will certainly have need of me elsewhere once his current work is complete. | |
| Captain Siad | 0 | 42 | 36 | I don't have time to talk to you. | Move along please! | What are you doing in here? | You don't belong in here, get out! | Well, okay, but very quickly. I am a very busy person you know! | |
| Gossip | 0 | 40 | 45 | There's some kind of commotion up at the Sinclair place I hear. Not surprising all things considered. | Murder is it? Well, I'm not really surprised... | Well, what do you want to know? | Old Lord Sinclair was a great man with a lot of respect in these parts. More than his worthless children have anyway. | His children? They have something to gain by his death? | |
| Captain Rovin | 0 | 38 | 16 | What are you doing up here? Only the palace guards are allowed up here. | No, you're not! I know all the palace guards. | I interview all the new recruits. I'd know if you were one of them. | Get out of my sight. | What sort of surgery is that? I've never heard of it. Besides, you look reasonably healthy.. | |
| Saba | 0 | 36 | 18 | Have you got rid of those pesky trolls yet? | I shall have peace again at last! | If those pesky humans don't start trampling all over Death Plateau again that is! | Grr! | I dunno but he must live around here somewhere! | |
| David | 0 | 34 | 18 | And? Make this quick, I have better things to do | than be interrogated by halfwits all day. | I don't really know or care. | Frankly, the old man deserved to die. | There was a suspicious red headed man who came | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Slave | 0 | 30 | 17 | Eating me... they keep eating me! Eating me from the inside! Please stop them! I can feel them wriggling around inside me right now... please stop them! | Blood, blood... never enough blood to go round. When I lift up my arm like this, it all pours back into my body. | I hope it remembers to go back inside my arm. And don't even ask me about my legs... how much blood are they going to need? | Blood is important. We must offer it to Zamorak every day as proof of our devotion. I just hope I don't run out! | Oh yes, you're a fine one. Nice red cheeks, shiny hair. | |
| Dark mage | 0 | 26 | 11 | Why do you interrupt me, traveller? | There's nothing to see here, | just despair and death. | I experiment with dark magic. It's a dangerous craft. | Almighty Zamorak! The Staff of Iban! | |
| Iban disciple | 0 | 24 | 6 | Hail the great one, my lord Iban. I die for you again and again. | Under Iban anything is possible. Death is only the beginning. | Iban is our father, our guide. Soon he will rule all life. | Som Molica Aniul Demonte. | Succumb to the might of Iban, the ruler of this world. |
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